I'm not feeling too good, I can't move! (Breathe 2017)

 

 

 

157.

Breathe

 

 

 

 

 

7.5/10

 

 

This film is the inspiring true story of Robin and Diana Cavendish, a couple whose life comes up against a threatening disease and show their willingness in not giving up. Andy Serkis makes his directorial debut as the film is also produced by Robin's son, Jonathan. As always, it's worth stating how much I admire true story films because they have a grip on its viewers unlike anything else. I had never set out to watch this movie, mainly because I hadn't seen a trailer for it, but it was in the cinema and another one that I can cross off the list.

There isn't too much to go into regarding a plot development, due to this being a true story, so instead, I shall quickly go through what the story is about. Andrew Garfield plays Robin Cavendish, a well-spoke of man, who is also surrounded by some close friends. We see him playing cricket with them and one day, a girl in the side lines catches his eye. Soon we are whisked through a quick love story as the two become more acquainted, go on plenty of dates and are soon revealed to be married. They go travelling together as he works with different types of coffee beans and whilst in Africa, she reveals that she is pregnant. Again, some time passes and we can see her bump and as Robin is playing tennis, he knows something is wrong. He collapses and is soon rushed to hospital with polio. He is now confined to a bed, with only the ability to open his eyes for now. There is the fear that he will only have a few months to live now. When Diana, played by Claire Foy, visits her husband, she can only make dark jokes on his behalf, knowing that they have the same humour, but her husband is truly a broken man. He doesn't want to live this way and wishes that someone would kill him. One night, he starts to move his arm and as the scene gets lighter, we can start to see that it is actually a dream. This is a turning point for him, as he regains his ability to speak, he asks one thing of his wife. He wants to leave the hospital, he doesn't want to die there, away from his child. The main problem is that he needs a machine to help him breathe.

The family have a friend called Teddy, who is somewhat of an inventor and he creates a machine, like the one at the hospital. Diana has gone and bought a house in the fields, giving the family plenty of freedom and Robin has even told his mate in the bed next to him about their plan to escape. Within the next scene, we have a heist style music playing as the escape begins, wheeling him away and to a van, which has a new machine. All the time they are moving him, he is taking the hospital equipment with him, until the transfer. Luckily, the one in the van works and soon they are home. We can see the house is a little beaten up but as Robin is laying down, he only sees the bright sky and upper windows, which look immaculate. He starts to settle into life, as his son begins to grow and play around, they even have a dog now. This turns out to be a little pain though as the plug is pulled from his machine and slowly but surely, he begins to stop breathing. This is a hard moment to watch, even though I knew that the movie wasn't finished yet, watching him struggling and people failing to react faster, I felt myself shuffling about, waiting for him to be saved. Teddy has been at it again too, he's created a chair that Robin can sit in, with his machine on the back, letting him see the world whilst sitting up. There is a scene as he is pushed around the garden to some triumphant music, but we are just waiting for something to go wrong, which actually doesn't come.

The unselfishness of this man is shown as, even though he has a better life than normal, he still thinks of his friend Paddy in hospital, along with the other polio sufferers. He ends up taking his chair into his old hospital, to see the nurses that let him go and his old friends, giving them hope, which soon leads to their own chairs, freedom from the hospital and a better life. He has also travelled to a medical convention in another country, to give a talk to doctors on how they can improve their bedside manner with polio sufferers. The camera shows the side of him as he talks about his wife being the reason that he had hope and how she never gave up on him. The camera then blurs him out to show Diana in the background listening to every word. The film soon takes a dark twist as we find out that Robin is suffering even more. He wakes up one night covered in blood as the machine is causing problems to his lungs. This in turn is infecting them, as predicted and time is running out. He takes his family on a holiday, even going on a plane and a road trip leaves them stranded as his machine blows up and he is being helped to breath by an air bag, pumped in turn by each of his family members. Back home, he realises that he is becoming too much of a burden and would like to go out on his own terms. Diana isn't too happy about this, as to be expected really but they end up throwing a 'leaving party' for him anyway. It's the same triumphant music as earlier and too be fair, he has been a triumph. In helping others, raising a family and never giving up, the guy has been an inspiration. One day, his wife and son are sitting in a café waiting for a doctor that they have been friendly with, to give Robin a dose of something that will end up taking his life. As they see the doctor drive past, they know it is time to go home and give their goodbyes. Robin has his eyes closed and the machine is slowing down, just as his family enter to understand why he needs to go. Robin has waited until his final goodbye to go and although we don't see it, we know that he has passed away. The film ends with some flashbacks of the movie, the beginning, as a younger Robin and Diana are standing in Africa, embracing each other and watching the sun set, just as it did on Robin's life. We hear the sounds of his final breathe as the screen fades to black. The movie is capped off with some real-life footage of the family enjoying some time on the beach and a write-up of how Jonathan has helped produce this film about his father, the hero.

The was a really good and touching film, showing how no-one should ever give up on their life, but instead make the most of whatever they can. Andrew Garfield has yet again but on a great role, with this one a lot more testing than some others. Finding out that he stayed in role between takes is quite intriguing, with Clair Foy even scratching his itches. This showcases a lot more of his triumphs than struggles but in my opinion, this was the right contrast of the two as this movie was to celebrate this man. With the story involving a love story, quick time changes and conquests, the film has the ability to make you laugh and shed a tear. The use of happier scenes at the end, along with the real-life footage of how he still loved what life he had left, was a great way to bring the cinema audience back to an upbeat feeling as they left for home.     

I see evil on this train (Murder on the Orient Express 2017)

 

156.

Murder on the Orient Express

  

 

 

7/10

 

A classic novel featuring the decorated detective Hercule Poirot gets remade by Kenneth Branagh, who also plays the main man himself. The book is written by Agatha Christie and first hit the big screen in 1974, but now it's time to resurface and have another go at wowing the audience with a 'Whodunit?' kind of movie. This film features a star-studded cast from Branagh himself, Daisy Ridley, fresh off some Star Wars success and other, more experienced screen dwellers, such as Willem Defoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer. I have never read the book, nor seen any of the adaptions to the screen so the trailer was my first experience. If I took a guess at the beginning of the it all, I'd was going to say Depp would be too simple of an answer to the murder, because he's a gangster. My guess is going to be that it was going to be the servant that was with Judi Dench's character, but they would have been commanded to do it. Let's get down to it and hope it's not one that comes off the rails.

The film begins with showcasing Poirot's abilities as her solves a theft in Jerusalem, which to be fair, I ended up guessing who had done it too. This Belgian detective, sees his power of solving a case with being able to see a lie amid the truth, an overall curse on him. He finally sorts out a holiday for himself but is soon contacted about solving a case in London, so much return, via Istanbul. He travels by a small boat where we see, Ridley's character being spoken to by another English man, who tells her, 'It'll be ok when it's done'.  His friend Bouc, who he bumps into by a happy coincidence, offers him a place on the Orient Express. On the train, we are quickly introduced to many of the other travellers, Pfeiffer seems to be a flirty, older woman and Depp is playing a gangster named Ratchett. He sits with Poirot and offers him a job as his bodyguard during the train journey as he feels someone is after him. He has been receiving letters, threatening his life. Everyone seems to be very distance, with one of the characters not wanting a black man to sit with them for food. Others do not like the gangster and so on. That night, Poirot hears noises coming from Ratchett's room and as he enters the corridor, he sees someone running away wearing a red kimono and as he goes to investigate further, and avalanche derails the train and everyone ends up arse over tit.

The next morning, everyone is accounted for but Ratchett. The Detective goes to the room to have a look and finds it looked, but with a cold draft coming from the crack under the door. After breaking in, they discover Ratchett murdered in his bed. Quickly, the guy that we seen talking to Ridley's character on the boat, is discovered to be a doctor, so does his best to identify what happened, the time of death and the weapon. He had been stabbed many times, in different places and different depths but probably by one person. They find a half-burnt letter, the Poirot, linking Ratchett to a famous kidnapping of a young girl called Daisy Armstrong, who was held for ransom. After the money was paid, the child was found murdered. Ratchett has been identified as John Cassetti, the kidnapper and murderer. The child's death caused her mother to die after giving birth prematurely to a still born. The father, Colonel Armstrong then killed himself from his loss. The family's maid was arrested for being accused of being involved with it all. She hung herself in custody and was later exonerated. More evidence is found on the floor, linking a few people to the case. Hubbard, Pfeiffer's character, mentions that she felt someone was in her room that night and on closer inspection, Poirot finds a handkerchief with blood on it and a button from a conductor's uniform, inside Hubbard's room.

As the film progresses, Ratchett's assistant is the main suspect, running away with some books under the bridge that they are stuck on, but the only reason is that he didn't want people finding out that he had been stealing money from his boss. The uniform is later found hidden and the kimono is found in the Detective's case, obviously planted. Hubbard stubbles into the main carriage, after being stabbed in the back and again the black doctor is on hand to help out. Poirot turns to question everyone, one by one, outside in the cold, in order to find out who the actual murderer is. Judi Dench's character stays in her room with her assistant to be questioned and Poirot reveals that the handkerchief found had her initials on it. As Poirot gets around to interviewing Mary Debenham, Ridley's character, he finishes up by standing on a carriage, contemplating what he has found. Only to be cornered by Arbuthnot, the doctor. He shoots Poirot in the shoulder, before claiming that he is the killer. But Poirot knows that this guy is a medical doctor and knows that he was an army sniper. If he wanted him dead, he would have with one shot.

This is time to draw the case to a close, before a rescue team reaches the track to put the back on the lines. He lines everyone up in an opening for the tunnel and begins to reveal what he thinks happened on the train. Bouc is standing behind them all with a gun, ready for anyone who wants to make a run for it. His first thought is that Cassetti was murdered by one of many enemies that he had acquired over the years, who had then fled after the deed. The second and more complex idea, was that everyone on this train knew Cassetti and was linked to the case of Daisy Armstrong. This is where the main explanation begins. Hardman, played by Defoe, was a detective put onto the case and fell in love with the falsely accused maid, who also turns out to be the trains conductor's sister. Mrs Hubbard is Linda Arden, the mother of the woman who died from premature childbirth. Everyone else is linked as Penelope's Cruz was one of the housekeepers who fell asleep when the child was taken. Ratchett's assistant was the son of a detective put on the case who was put under pressure to accuse the main and when he killed herself, he was never the same again. Everyone else, are too linked with the case in ways that would cause intent. We are shown the history of this, in dark coloured flash back, as each person breaks down and then we head to seeing the murder itself. Each person passes the knife to each other and stabs the gangster in the chest. That way, no-one knows he caused the fatal wound. Arden claims that she was the one to set it all up, no-one else is to blame but her. Poirot turns to her and tells her that he is now the only person who can reveal the plot and expose them so challenges someone to shoot him, as he leaves his gun on the table. Instead, Arden lifts it to her mouth to kill herself, but the gun isn't loaded and she collapses in tears. I assume her done this to prove that they were not actually murderers, just people who wanted justice.

The train is finally put back onto the track and Poirot walks through the carriages and through all passengers, who look on nervously. He turns and tells them that there is no justice to be found in this case and everyone has already suffered enough due to the actions of one man. He will have to live with letting 12 people get away with a murder and as the train reaches the station, the police are waiting for him, who he explains his first theory too, that an enemy of the gangster had murdered Ratchett and fled. Poirot decides to get off the train at this stop, away from London and lets everyone carry on their way. He is approached by a messenger as he is needed for a 'death on the Nile', which I believe is another book in the series. He stops for a minute to watch the Orient Express disappear into the distance, before getting in the car for his next case.

With no source material read or earlier movies watched, I didn't have the ability to compare this to anything else. This film has a lot of critics, even down to them saying that Poirot's moustache wasn't right compared to how it is described in the books. As for me, I really enjoyed with movie. The cast was really good, as each person offered something different and no character was anywhere near the same. That's until the end, where they were actually all linked together. I really didn't expect Depp to be in this movie as little as he was. He was one of the main suspects from the trailer. The cinematography, settings and colouring were all very interesting. Considering that this took place in the confined space of a train, it was really good and broad due to the fact of not knowing who was actually the murderer. Towards the end, quite a bit took place in the bright snow, almost as if the detective's mind was working and his ideas lighting up the way. This movie offers are great escapism and it had been a while since I had seen this genre of movie. With an amount of twists and intense storyline, it was very enjoyable for me and proved me wrong in my guesses to an extent. This was down to me not knowing anything about it going in, no matter how long the story had been around.

We know each other, He's a friend from work! (Thor: Ragnarok 2017)

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Thor: Ragnarok

 
 

 

   9/10

 

 Another highly anticipated Marvel instalment for the year and one that will be on everyone's radar after the trailer. This trailer showed Thor in a new light. We have seen him as someone who couldn't become accustomed to the Earth's ways of life, someone without humour and a lot or seriousness. This time, the trailer had Guardians feel to it. It relied on music, humour and colourful, slow-motion scenes. I was really looking forward to seeing this so decided to treat myself to a trip to the IMAX cinema, simply to take it all in. With this be God like or more along the lines of a mere peasant compared to the rest of the universe?
This movie is set a couple of years after Ultron has tried to have his way with Earth. Thor is seen chained up and dangling above a pit, before being dropped down, still in chains. Before the drop, he addresses, what I thought was the audience, but turned out to be a skeleton in his cage. He explains that he had failed in his quest for the infinity stones and Jane had also broken up with him. He now hangs in the presence of Surtur, who states that it his destiny to bring about Ragnarok and the complete destruction of Thor's home, Asgard. He uses his hammer to break free, kill minions and Surtur, before taking his crown and heading home, in the end, to Asgard. He returns, finding that the reason he was slow in getting through the Bifrost gate was down to the new sentry, Skurge. Skurge is played by Karl Urban, whose character had been trying to charm three ladies with his miscellaneous items from many worlds. He tells Thor that he replaced Heimdell due to Odin accusing him of being a traitor. Heimdell has fled and he is now in charge. We already know that Loki has replaced Odin and disguised himself as his adoptive father. The scene that follows is brilliant, Odin, who is actually Loki, is laying on a bed, watching a theatrical performance on how Loki died, which was in Thor 2. It involves Matt Damon playing Loki on stage, Thor is played by Chris Hemsworth's real-life brother, Liam and Sam Neill is playing Odin. I only noticed Damon at first and then the others came to light. Thor knows something is up and throws his hammer into the distance, knowing it will return, but holds Loki in front of him, giving him the option to turn back or be killed. He forces his brother to help him find their father with the help of Dr. Strange back on Earth and they finally find Odin in Norway, coming to terms that he is going to die. With his death, his oldest child, Hela shall be released from her prison that he was holding her in. She, with her father, had taken over the nine realms, but been locked away when her blood lust became too much. Her history had been stricken from all records. She appears, once Odin has floated off into the clouds and instantly confronts the brothers. Hela is played by Cate Blanchett and is extremely attractive wearing all black, with long black hair. Thor sends his hammer loose but she grabs it and shatters it to a million pieces. The brothers try to flee through the Bitfrost and she pursues them, forcing them out into space to die. She carries on to Asgard and kills is main army and the Warriors Three, with little effort. She resurrects the ancient dead, who once fought by her side, along with a giant wolf called Fenris. She then faces Skurge, who quickly joins her forces as her executioner. She plans on using the Bitfrost to expand her empire. Heimdell has had other plans and steals the sword that control the Bridge and hides al of the surviving citizens away.
Out in space, Thor has survived and crash lands on Sakaar, a planet that is full of garbage and surrounded by wormholes in space. He ends up being surrounded and captured by a drunken bounty hunter called Scrapper 142. Then, is taken to be presented as a new gladiator for the Grandmaster, played by Jeff Goldblum. There is instant dry humour, as Goldblum is usually linked too. Loki is seen drinking in the great hall and has already gotten into favour with the Grandmaster. Thor has his head shaved, by the one and only Stan Lee, who makes his usual small cameo, before being thrown into a dungeon where he befriends a rock creature called Korg, who will soon become my favourite character in this movie. Korg is actually being voiced by the director of the movie Taika Waititi. He too, is full of dry wit and one liners, whilst unknowingly being funny. He explains that everyone who has been up against the champion, has been ripped to pieces. They build up this champion as something massive and I would be very intrigued by that this champion looks like and indeed who it would be. That's if the trailer hadn't already spoiled the fact that the hulk with be the warrior. Inside the arena, Thor is overjoyed to see his team mate from the Avengers, but Hulk doesn't seem best pleased and the two begin an epic battle, which includes Thor trying to use Black Widows technique, but it doesn't work and he too gets slammed into the ground as Loki once was. In the viewing platform, Loki is loving this, but is hiding the fact that he knows his own brother. As Thor finally gets the upper-hand, the Grandmaster shocks him, not wanting his champion to be defeated.
Back on Asgard, Hela has the remaining people, that Heimdell is trying to save, ordering her executioner to kill a random, until someone speaks up about where the sword is. Although he hesitates, h goes for the kill, but at the last minute, someone speaks up and the hunt is on. Thor is now in the Hulks room, where he stays until he goes training with the scrapper. Thor is left in the room though as there is an invisible wall, stopping him from leaving. Once the Hulk returns with Scrapper, he realises that he knows her as one of the Asgardians all female fighters. Her name is Valkyrie and she once faced Hela, before being the only one left alive and fleeing. Thor jumps out of Hulk's window after seeing the Quinjet that Hulk flew at the end of the Ultron movie, causing Hulk to follow him and set off the computer systems, playing Natasha's last message to him and turning him back into Banner for the first time in two years. Thor finally has means to escape and tries to recruit Valkyrie, who at first refuses, but soon changes her mind after and encounter with Loki, leaves him using his powers to make her remember her hidden memories of the Hela encounter. She shows her good will by chaining up Loki and handing him over to Thor. Banner is also there but she doesn't know who he is, only knowing who Thor is. Once the four decide it is time to leave, Thor and Loki head to steal a ship, to which Loki, as normal, tries to betray his brother but this time Thor anticipated it and already had a plan in place, using the shocker that the Grandmaster had used on him. Loki is left to twitch on the floor as the three escape the planet. Not without a few encounters first.
The have escaped through the greatly named, 'Devil's Anus' portal and arrived at Asgard, just as Hela is about to destroy the remaining population. They are on the Bifrost bridge, trying to escape. In front of them is the giant wolf and behind, Hela and her army. The ship, containing our three heroes, lands just in time to start a violent battle where Thor quickly gets overpowered and even loses an eye. He is doubting himself without his hammer, before having visions of his father, who tells him that the hammer simply channelled his powers, as he is actually the God of Thunder. He also tells him that Asgard can be anywhere, as long as the people survive. He now realises what he is about, sending a massive lightning bolt through Hela, as the other two are trying to hold of Hela's armies. Banner has now turned into the Hulk once more. Loki has been picked up back on Sakaar, by the escaping Korg and his friends, who have also arrived at Asgard to join the fight. Skurge is seen feeling cowardly and hides himself in a cloak to get onto Korg's ship with the other citizens. The guilt gets too much though and he sacrifices himself to let the ship escape. Thor has now linked up with Valkyrie and Thor, knowing that Hela will appear again after growing stronger from the power of Asgard and the God of Thunder quickly realises that he cannot stop Ragnarok, but instead must let it take place and move Asgard itself. He sends Loki down to the vault to throw Surtur's skull into a flame and bring about his rebirth. As he is down there, we see him walk past the tesseract, which implies his chance of stealing it once again. Surtur emerges, a massive figure and easily kills Hela, as everyone else escapes, just before Asgard is completely destroyed in the distance. Although Thor is clearly upset about the end of his home, he knows he has still saved many of his people. He finally meets his destiny at the end of the movie, sitting on the Throne of the ship, which is actually the captain's chair, where is first order is to take everyone to Earth.
The film ends with Loki explain to Thor that the decision to go to Earth may not be a good one for him after what has happened with Loki in the past. This discussion carries on, as the brothers look out of the window to a gigantic ship, which I believe is Thanos, pulling up alongside. The final post-credits scene, is the Grandmaster crawling out of his crashed ship after the early chase scene on Sakaar. He is confronted by some scavengers, who are his former slaves and he congratulates them on their revolt, conceding that it was a draw.

 This could be up there with one of my favourite films to come out in 2017. It is definitely my favourite Marvel film from his year and I think that goes down to the comedy involved, along with the filming techniques, use of music and action scenes. If I start with the negatives, that'll be a little easier. The humour could be seen as a little too much by some de hard fans and at first, I was a little bit confused by the amount of humour. Thor was always seen as a serious character in the other movies and someone who didn't understand humour, sarcasm and the way humans react to situations. This movie though, Thor seemed very much along the human lines in this movie, making the jokes and his mannerisms where on a new level. Another problem would be the use of the Hulk. The film could have been a 10 out of 10 if they hadn't have revealed that he was in the film so much within the trailer. They showed how much he spoke and that he was the champion, yet in the movie, they decided to build this 'champion' up so much without mentioning who it was until the end. Truly was a missed trick with that one. To be fair, those were smaller problems within a massively successful film. I found myself laughing, in and out of each scene and then transported into a more serious storyline from time to time. We all knew the casting, as we have seen them before, but Hela was a new comer to the movies and she didn't disappoint either. The landscapes and new planet were both great additions too. There was plenty of slow motion scenes and fight scene that contrasted so well at times with the quicker chase scenes, that made this movie a breath of fresh air and a completely different angle from the other Thor movies. There was no real love story, instead we were treated to the more regular characters from the franchise. I cannot recommend seeing this instalment enough and every time the music hits in this movie, you'll find yourself with a smirk on your face.

Oh hey, you're up (Happy Death Day 2017)

 

154.

Happy Death Day

 

 

 

 

6/10

 

Continuing with the Halloween theme for the month and proof that I am real behind with the reviews, Happy Death Day is going to give us a horror, with a little comedy, that seems like something I have seen before. I couldn't quite put my finger on it at the beginning but as the day drew on, it finally came back to me. I really wasn't expecting too much after viewing the trailer and all I knew was that a girl constantly wakes up on her birthday, to be killed by a masked assailant, over and over and over again. Will she find out who this person is and more importantly, survive until the end of the day. This could be a birthday to forget.

As the opening credits hit, the Universal logo that we have become accustomed to, repeats itself twice, before the whole motion happens as normal, highlighting the time loop that we are about to witness. The movie beings, just as the trailer did, with a hungover Teresa, waking up in a dorm room of schoolmate Carter. He phones goes off, ringing a song about a birthday, yet in the trailer it was 50 Cent 'In Da Club'. No idea why that changed last minute. As she gathers her things, another guy walks in ready to ask if Carter had slept with the girl, to all of their embarrassment and 'Tree' quickly exits. On her way out of the room, she runs into a girl wants signatures for a petition, a guy falling asleep during his pledge, a car alarm, people getting socked by sprinklers and finally a guy called Tim, who she never returned a text to. She finally gets back to her friend questioning where she had been and once in her room, her roommate, Lori, presents her with a little cupcake and candle for her birthday. She blows out the candle and throws the cake in the bin, mainly because she can't be doing with extra carbs. So far, this girl seems like a right bitch and fair enough for someone having enough of her shit. Tree goes to class, late and instantly gets spotted by the lecturer before the scene turns to the both of them in her office, clearly in a relationship, even though this guy is married. They even almost get caught by his wife, who I think is a bit suspicious too. Before she entered the offices though, she bumps into Lori who claims she knows why she is there in the first place. She knows what is going on. Tree goes to join her sorority sisters for lunch and we can see where the bitchiness comes from as the lead sister, Danielle, pulls up one of the girls for eating junk food. The girl eating, Becky, gets up and bumps into Carter, causing a milkshake to fall onto Tree. Carter is there to return a necklace that Tree had left at him and she is clearly embarrassed because she pulls him aside quickly to hide what has happened.

The movie moves on to the night and Tree is in her room being invited to a party but she is clearly not that into it. In the end, she makes her own way there, walking through the campus grounds alone and coming across a gang of drunken guys wearing the school's sports colours. The team is nicknamed the babies and at the back of the group is one lad wearing a baby mask, the one which we seen the murderer wear in the trailer. As she carries on, she heads under a bridge where she finds a random music box playing. She goes to pick it up and sees the guy wearing the mask standing there silent and after the threat of calling the cops, the person runs. Starting to leave, she is then chased by the person until being caught and stabbed to death. This start our cycle because she wakes up once again in the dorm, dazed and confused but putting it all down to a dream and deja vu. She doesn't through the cupcake this time and things take a slight change as she warns Becky about the bump this time but is still covered in shake. Tree heads to the party once more and as she enters, all she sees is that baby mask again, so lets out a punch to the jaw, only to find out that it is Danielle's boyfriend and the party is her surprise birthday one. Nick is a little gutted with the punch and the party is soon in full swing. Nick clearly has a shine for Tree and hints at them going upstairs, which Danielle gets wind of and is visually pissed off. Up in the room, Nick messes about with the mask once more and Tree isn't too happy. He turns a switch and the room turns into a mini disco, music blaring and spotlights swinging. She turns her back on him and in the background, the murderer emerges from a closet to stab Nick to death. She turns back around and still thinks it's Nick before she realises that he is on the floor and there is a struggle for her escape. Tree gets a text from Danielle about going up to the room with Nick and accusing her of it happening before and the night ends with the killer putting a broken bong piece through her chest. First instincts and a pure guess leads me to it being the lecturer she has been hooking up with.

Again, Tree wakes up in Carter's but with a lot more screaming this time. She runs out of the room to see all of the things that I have already listed once before. She runs to her room and tells Lori that she thinks someone is after her and once she has calmed down, she decides to take the day off to relax. She locks herself away, boards up the doors and windows but the TV keeps turning itself on and off, before the killer emerges from the curtains and stabs her once again. After going through everything again, she finally comes clean to Carter, who takes it surprisingly well, considering. H suggests that they write a list of who the killer could be and he suggests that it may be someone targeting her because it is her birthday, but means everyone is a suspect because everyone would be at the party for her that night. On the other hand, she has an unlimited amount of chances to find out who her killer is. There is then a montage of her constantly dying as she tries to work through the list of suspects. First is the guy who she didn't return a text to and she finds him watching gay porn. Next comes Stephanie, but she spots here elsewhere, moments before the killer drowns her. Danielle is up next, but she ends up killing herself after a short fight and an incoming bus ends the sequence. She crosses off the names and then suspects Gregory, the lecturer. She heads to the hospital where he works and gets x-rays, to which he is astonished that she is alive due to the evidence of many traumatic accidents. She gets out of bed as he goes to get her a drink and heads to his office to search his draws. In there, she finds the baby mask! I'm right! Feeling a sense of accomplishment, I'm intrigued to how this plays out. That's until the killer turns up and kills Gregory anyway. Tree makes it to the parking lot and finds Gregory's car, making a break of it and driving in excitement, she finally feels that she has escaped. That's until she gets pulled over by the cops for speeding. She lies and says that she is drunk, knowing that she will be locked up for the night. When she is cuffed and put into the back of the police car, another car speeds past and completely takes out the cop. The killed gets out and the first thing I notice is that this person is wearing gloves. Now to me, a massive part of covering every part of the skin up, is to not show the colour. There is really only one, maybe two people with a different skin colour in this movie and the main one is the roommate. That's where my suspicions are now. The crash has caused a leak from the side fuel tank and the killer drops a lit birthday candle into the leak, causing a fire, which spreads to the car and blows it up.

Yet again, Tree wakes up in the same place and this time takes Carter with her, showing him all of the mini events that will take place as she leaves campus. She is getting worried that she is running out of lives and also mentions the fact of her phone ringing in the morning is her dad, who she avoids at this time of year. It's because her mum had passed away three years earlier and she shared a birthday with her. Moments later, on TV they notice a bulletin about a well-known killer, Joseph Tombs, who preys on younger girls. Figuring out that he is the killer, she can now finally stop him. The pair go to the hospital, where he is strapped up in a bed but as they arrive, they notice that he has already escaped and killed the guard. Tree grabs a fire axe and tries to run from Tombs as he makes himself appear from the shadows. He kills Carter and then turns his attention to the blonde. She manages to get him to the ground and is ready to end it, that's until she realises that in doing so, Carter will remain dead, so instead, she kills herself with a jump from the clock tower. She promises this killer that she will be back for him soon. This time, the loop has started with a renewed energy and Tree is ready for it this time around. She warns everyone about the little mishaps on campus, the sprinklers and tells Gregory that she is calling things off because he is married. She gets a full tray of junk food and sits with the girls and although Danielle tries to send her away, she pours the milkshake on top of her instead. Carter returns the necklace and she kisses him in front of her sorority sisters. She even invites him over that night for her birthday. This time she is confident that she will survive. Tree's next step is to meet up with her Dad. She admits that it has been hard since her Mum passed and the two finally share a laugh and lighten the mood.

The movie is now drawing to a close I think. Tree turns up at the hospital and holds the guard at knife point, taking his gun and telling him to go for back up. She walks into the room and points the gun at Tombs, who has actually been pretending to sleep. He is untied and shoots out of bed. She tries to shoot him but forgets about the safety on the gun, which gives him the chance to attack her and brutally slams her against a wall. Tree then remembers that a brief, rolling black out happens every loop and she uses it to her advantage, escaping Tomb's line of site. She appears back behind him, with the safety off this time and plants a few bullets into his chest. Tree and Carter spend the night together and she finally gets to eat that cupcake before her birthday is over. She blows out the candle and makes a wish. But shit, that's not the end! She wakes up in Carter's once more, angry and confused as to how this is still the loop. She runs back to her room and Lori is there once more with the cupcake. She tells her that she ate it last night and finally, it has hit her. She died in her sleep, which means the cupcake was poisoned all along. She didn't eat it before so she never died from it. That's why she never realised that Lori was the killer all along. Boom! I was right the second time around! Lori works at the hospital and was able to set Tombs free each night. She even finds the mask in Lori's desk all before asking Lori to eat the cake to prove there is nothing wrong with it. Lori finally comes clean and it's all because of jealousy and a guy she likes, likes Tree more. For God's sake! Shit motive. The two start fighting, as Danielle is outside the room, shouting at the two for the noise. Tree grabs the cake and shoves it into Lori's mouth before jumping up to grab the lights on the ceiling, swinging and kicking the bitch out of the window. Dead as disco.

Tree and Carter are back at a diner, watching the whole news report on TV, with Danielle loving the limelight. Tree wakes up the next morning to the same ringtone again, Carter in the same position, with the same dialogue... surely not? Tree starts to freak out but Carter is just pranking her. That's probably the most savage prank I have ever seen. Brilliant. She has made it to the next day and finally, the film can draw to a close.

This was a little more fun for a horror film at this time of year. It wasn't a gory one, nor did it contain massive amounts of violence. Each kill was quick and not dragged out. The main focus was the storyline as to find out who the killer was more than anything else. Although I got it wrong the first time, I was pretty pleased with getting the killer right the second time around. I hadn't seen anyone in this film, in anything else before and the casting was pretty decent. I do love a good twist and the film keep you guessing at all times, especially the prank at the end, which truly made me think that the loop was still going. The repetition didn't spoil the film at all and I had enjoyed that kind of style before in Live, Die, Repeat, which kind of used the same storyline in order to carry the film, with many possible outcomes on its way. Viewers shouldn't go into this movie expecting too much. It's a good laugh at times and nothing too imaginative but it does do the job for some entertainment. With some decent editing and is pretty fresh from the other constant slashing on offer at Halloween.

The truth will set you free (Jigsaw 2017)

153.

Jigsaw

 

 

 

 5/10

 

 

Another instalment in the Jigsaw franchise and it's come 7 years after the last. I Think the last one, which was in 3D, is the only movie in the series that I have actually missed. It'll be interesting to find where the story will take us. I feel that as the movies went on and there were links between each one, they mostly focused on the gore and traps as a form of entertainment for the audience. If the last movie was intended as the last, but this one is now on its way to being the final chapter, will it truly be? The movie has already changed from Saw: Legacy, to Jigsaw, so I'm no entirely sure.

The movie starts with a quick police chase onto a roof, as a man is holding a trigger, shouting about starting a game and 'he is back'. Police Detective Halloran asks his men not to shoot, knowing this man, but instead to aim for the trigger. From nowhere, a shot hits the man, who survives and the trigger begins the game and the main part of the movie. The scene flips to a barn, where 5 people are being held captive, with a metal bucket on their heads and chains leading to a hole in a door. They are asked to sacrifice some blood in order to unlock themselves and as four do so, the one who was unconscious for the instructions from the usual type of tape, ends up on the blades. On the next task one of the four, Carly, is shown to have caused a death by robbing a woman with asthma and taking the bag that had her inhaler. To save herself and the others from the next thing that the chain is dragging them into, she must inject herself with one of three needles. One containing an antidote to a poison in her system, one an acid and the third being a saline solution. Each one has a number that is important to her and she must work it out but as the chains begin to hang each one of the characters, a member of the group, Ryan, grabs all three and stabs her with them, melting her face a killing her.

We get back to the police side of things and Detectives Halloran and Hunt begin investigated bodies that appear to be the guy who got sawed apart earlier and a melted face, so that's Carly. Halloran starts talking to the pathologist on the case, Logan and we instantly feel that there is a bit of tension between the two. Halloran questions the former soldier and doctor, whose wife was killed two years earlier. Along with him, his assistant Eleanor, is also questioned too. None can believe that Jigsaw is back, as he died 10 years prior, so there must be a more logical explanation. In the hospital, the guy from the beginning has been kidnapped and when the Detectives decide to dig up Kramer's grave to prove he is dead, they find that guy in the grave instead. The barn is shown and Ryan tried to escape through a door that says no exit. Idiot. The floor gives way and traps his leg between wire. The remaining members try to free him but shit out a little and instead move on a little with the game. The enter a grain silo and grab a tape to play. Instantly, the door is closed behind them and they start being buried underneath some grain. As the seconds pass, things like knifes, pitch forks and saw blades start falling on them. The only way they can escape is if Ryan pulls a lever and releases his own leg too. Finally mustering up the courage, he pulls it and sets them free but ends up chopping off his own leg with the wires.

Back in the lab, Logan and Eleanor are talking about their mistrust for Halloran. She takes him to her studio, where is has remade and bought some of Jigsaw's equipment from famous cases. She's an ultimate fan girl. On the other side, she's worried that anyone finding this will be convinced that she is behind the new attacks and to be fair, I'm pretty convinced myself. Detective Hunt has followed them, knowing that they could be suspects and what he finds simply backs up Halloran's own suspicions. The next test, back in the barn, shows the history or Mitch and the fact that he knowingly sold a dodgy motor bike, which killed Kramer's nephew. Kramer must be the unluckiest guy in the world. The brake was broken and his test is to be lowered into a spiral of hot blades, to reach that lever and stop the blades spinning. Anna, the third member, helps him the best she can but in the end, he's a pile of mush on the floor. Halloran has decided to investigate Eleanor's place and he, along with Hunt, find a body that looks like what is left of Mitch. He calls for her and Logan's arrest but as Hunt gets to Logan's to find the two, they convince him that Halloran is the actually copycat killer. Eleanor has worked out where the game is taking place and her and Logan head there but are unknowingly followed by Halloran. Meanwhile, Hunt is in Halloran's place and finds some skin pieces in the shape of a jigsaw piece in his fridge.
Anna attempts to escape through a door but is soon captured by the usual pig-headed character that is linked to Jigsaw. She wakes to find herself and the one-legged Ryan, chained to either side of a room, looking up and finding Kramer standing there. How the hell is this guy still alive? I've seen him die. He reveals that Anna killed her own child when it wouldn't stop crying and framed her husband. Ryan once caused the death of some of his friends in a car accident and escaped all blame. He tells them that he has gotten his message 'backwards'. He places a shotgun in the middle of the two and tells them that it is the 'KEY' to their escape. Anna picks up the gun and tried to shoot Ryan but with the talk of 'backwards' and 'key', we realise that the gun is rigged, it backfires and kills her instead, with the keys inside of the bullets, which had now been destroyed. Now there is no hope of escape. Logan ad Eleanor have reached the barn and begin to investigate. As they do, Halloran ambushes them and instantly attacks them, as Eleanor escapes but Halloran knocks out Logan, before being drugged by an unknown figure. Has Kramer walked in on them? The two men wake up in collars, both rigged with laser cutters. They are both told they must confess their sins to escape and when they are ready to confess, they press a button in front of them to talk. Halloran says that he will go first but instead presses Logan's button, starting his lasers. Logan admits that his misdiagnosed Kramer's x-rays, which caused his cancer to be missed. Despite confessing, the lasers reach his head and he's done for, I expected his head to fall into pieces but now, just some blood. Now it's Halloran's go and he confesses that he has let people go free for his own personal gain, including the people that had killed Logan's family. At this point, Logan stands up after Halloran's collar deactivates. He's still alive and instantly states his intent. The game in the barn took place 10 years ago from present day. Logan was the man who appeared to die on the blades at the start of the first game, but when we had already seen Logan change clothes earlier in the movie, we simply put his scars down to the torture he had as a soldier. Kramer felt that he shouldn't die because of his honest mistake, patched Logan up and trained to him carry on his ritual. The bodies that were found by Hunt and Halloran were the criminals that were let walk by the Detective. Logan put them into the same type of tests. The guy at the beginning with the trigger, was actually the one who had killed Logan's wife. Logan decides that Halloran broke the rules on who was going first so decides to reactivate his collar and then frame him as Jigsaw. The laser cut clean through his head and finally, we have our last bit of gore. Logan walks out and slams the sliding door behind him in a well-known moment from the series.
This is nothing more than another Saw film. It linked in with the main guy but as seen with a few others, it used a time scale in order to catch out the viewers. The casting is off the usual standard, where they are youngsters that are easily forgettable by the end of the movie, mainly because they never make it that far in the first place. The film relies a lot on the blood and gore as always and the clever, intricate traps that Kramer has set up. This time around, none of the traps were very memorable and seemed a lot tamer than normal.  It is always interesting when it comes to the final 10 minutes because the whole storyline comes together with flashbacks of things that the viewers will have already seen, but missed throughout the movie. It was always going to have its work cut out but couldn't resist being around for Halloween. Not too sure whether this sequel needed to be made though. It could have had potential but as the series of movies go on, they seem to only deteriorate with each instalment.



We'll be saving all the best bits of the planet! (Geostorm 2017)

152.

Geostorm
 

 

 

 

7/10

 

I'm always an avid watcher when it comes to natural disaster movies, so when I seen the trailer, I'm thinking maybe The Day After Tomorrow, and there's a little bit of space involved, so crossed with Armageddon? Armageddon is my favourite movie, I won’t be anywhere near that calibre, when Michael Bay wasn't hated, not that he is doing this movie. The main star and producer of this movie is Gerard Butler, mostly iconic for his role in the movie 300. The movie seems to feature plenty of special effects, which may have needed to be seen in 3D, but I'm going for 2D with my tight schedule. Is this going to be a world saver or nothing more than a shower of shit?

The movie starts with the opening credits as normal, but in the background, we can hear thunder, leading straight into a girl giving the explanations of where the world is now. They were threatened with extinction as the effects of global warming was causing massive natural disasters. An international coalition has banded together to create a system of satellites that are designed to control the climate. The main section of the film begins with Gerard Butler's character, Jake, getting out of a taxi and walking into a court case. He is being reprimanded for using the satellites, named Dutch Boy, to stop a typhoon that threatened lives, without authorisation. He is subsequently fired and replaced by his younger brother Max. We can see that Jake is a quick witted and suborn character, who is a law to his own, even after the warnings from his brother. Max works for the Secretary of State, Leonard Dekkom, who pushes him forward to be in charge.

It only takes three years for shit to hit the fan. A village in Afghanistan has been wiped out by a frozen spell, caused by a malfunction. As the satellite is pulled in for inspection, an Indian worker steals the data and shiftily hides it in a locker, before being shot into space through a malfunctioning tunnel on the space station. Do we have our first suspect? As he was hiding the date, a French work was also giving a shifty look, so could he be the one who caused the tunnel to break free? The President of the United States calls a cabinet meeting to discuss Dutch Boy and Max wants a full investigation to take place. Dekkom wants Jake on the team to lead the investigation an after Max finally agrees, he sets off to find his brother. There is clearly tension there about their past and Jake now lives in a small trailer on the outskirts of the launch station. Proving that he never really got away from the job. His daughter is staying with him for a couple of days and isn't too happy to find out that her father is leaving her to go into space. She begs him to come back in one piece, before leaving in a taxi. On the other side of the world, another satellite has kicked in and created a firestorm in Hong Kong. This nearly kills Max's work college, who is head of that department for Dutch Boy. So far, the graphics for each disaster have been pretty exceptional.
Jake has now arrived in space and is clearly in his element. He meets with the commander, Ute Fassbinder, who shows him around and what has changed on board since his last time. He is set up with a team that include the dodgy looking French guy from earlier, a cocky British guy and a couple of others. They call in the satellite from the Hong Kong problem, only for the arm holding it, to malfunction and nearly kill the team with its constant swinging. The only member of his team not to be in the hanger though was the 'Frenchie'. Was he behind this again? The data has now been erased from the damage caused and again we are back to square one. Back on Earth and a hailstorm takes down Tokyo and Cheng, Max's mate from Hong Kong, has realised that his log in details don't work, just as he finds out that a global 'Geostorm' may be on its way. They had to stick the name in there. Max too discovers that he cannot log in to the satellites and it has been stopped on purpose. Cheng flies to American to meet with Max, after evading a team of mercenaries that are on his tail for knowing too much.
Jake and Ute, the commander, decide that they need to fly outside of the ship and retrieve one of the blast doors that got stuck in the main satellite after it had blown and killed the Indian in the beginning. With it not going to plan, predictable as it is, they get back but Jake lies about whether he has the data and instead tells him little team that he lost it along with the door when his suit malfunctioned. Clearly, it is still someone on board who is creating these malfunctions. Jake suspects a traitor, only trusting Ute. The two looks for the error but are again blocked out. He goes to a private room to contact his brother, but knows that they are still being monitored. He doesn't give too much away now and Max is off to see Cheng. At the meeting point, the guy is run down by a car, intentionally, before Max and his girlfriend Sarah, can reach him. Sarah is working security for the President too, so she tries to track down the killer but fails. There is a side story of these two's secret love, that really does feel like other disaster movies. Constantly back and fore between their mini arguments at times. So, the next plan is too stop the satellites but crashing new ones into it, using the replacement ones. Max and Sarah have begun sorting out the patterns between the attacks that have already taken place. The know the simulation will carry on to create the biggest Geostorm possible. Jake figures that with everyone looked out of their logins, a virus was put in to knock everyone out of the system. Jake suspects that the President is behind the attack because now he is the only one who has the kill codes to shut down Dutch Boy. He instantly gets in touch with his brother, to let him know his suspicions. He uses a coded message that Max needs to work out, just in case others are listening in. This code is one that the brothers used to use when they were younger and enjoying each other’s company. The message is to reboot the system, which requires the kill codes so Max asks Dana to help him retrieve them.
At a convention in Orlando, Max finds out that the city is the next to be hit by a storm. He tells this to Dekkom, who we haven't seen in a while and also the suspicions about the President. Once Dekkom hears about the plans, he turns on Max and tries to kill him. Showing his true colours, that he is actually the one behind all of this. If the shit hits the fan, the President can be over thrown and Dekkom in charge of the new world. Max escapes and instantly tells Sarah, they both kidnap the President for his own safety and steal and self-driving taxi. They escape the centre of the city before the main lightning strike hits. Dekkom sends his men to chase them and after a small car chase. Max and Sarah head out onto the highway, where Dekkom is waiting with a few missiles, which blows up the taxi. Only a stupid person would forget that the taxi was self-driving so the main three are safe. They attack Dekkom and question him about his plans. Max explains that he'll react, the only way his brother would, by punching him square in the face.
Back up in space, the space station control is completely lost and a self-destruct is set in motion. All cities around the world are now experiencing natural disasters. Jae realises that the only person left, who could be causing this on board, is the cocky English guy. Trust the British. In the fight that ensues, Duncan, the Brit, shoots the window of the station and is soon sucked out into space. Jake is on the escape and wants to make sure that everyone gets to shuttles. Someone needs to stay to put in the reboot completion, as Max and Sarah take the President to the Space Centre, while it reveals that although the Geostorm can be stopped, it cannot stop the self-destruct. Jake knows that he has to stay and says goodbye to his brother, gets gratification from the President and waits for the inevitable. There is the usual show of brotherly love, before the communication is stopped. Everything seems to be predictable now and I'm instantly thinking that the female Commander has somehow stayed behind to help Jake because we never actually seen her leave. As Jake is flying though the space station, after it loses gravity, he tried to unlock a door with a code but with his time away from the station, he has forgotten each one. Earlier in the movie, Ute has helped him unlock a door before ad shown in which rooms had moved about. This time a hand comes from nowhere and it's Ute again. I was right and she's stayed behind in order to get Jake off the station. They work together to gain control of the satellites once more, transfer the main control to NASA and stopped the storm overall. She has the idea of clambering into a replacement satellite and launching into space. There is the usual obstacle scene of the two trying to get to the safety of the satellite, as the station explodes around them. Debris flies everywhere and they nearly loose each other but end up aboard and send flashes to attract attention. Back in NASA, Max has just seemingly watched his brother die. That's until someone notices a rouge satellite transmitting a signal in hopes of rescue. The ship to pick them up is one of the team that Jake used to investigate everything, the Mexican guy, who picks them up and brings them home. Six months later and Jake is once again on the program, as head engineer of a new system and back doing what he does best.
Walking out of this movie and I wasn't as disappointed as I thought I would be. It wasn't the best by any means. The storyline was an interesting idea, which then soon became very predictable but if you didn't expect too much, then it was easily enjoyable for what it was. The casting was alright but I do not know what was going on with Gerard Butler's face. He was constantly talking out of the side of his mouth, maybe to get the accent right, but it was really distracting. It was covered up well, who was behind the attacks and as it unravelled, quickly escalated into murder attempts galore. There was obviously an under-laying message regarding the fact of global warming and what it can do to the Earth, which gave one of two options. Either people would remember the movie or carry on as normal, or think about their actions and forget about this movie. It has been a while since the Earth faced extinction from a natural cause on a blockbuster stage and even with some decent special effects, this wasn't really a massive hit but nowhere near a disaster of a movie in my opinion. One thing is for sure, no-one can sacrifice themselves for their daughter quite like Bruce Willis in Armageddon.



Garmadon! (The Lego Ninjago Movie 2017)

 

 

 

151.

The Lego Ninjago Movie

 

 

 

 

6.5/10

 

 

A third main picture from the people who brought us The Lego Movie and The Lego Batman Movie. I'm not looking forward to this one as much as I was for The Batman instalment but with a decent cast, this one can still have a lot of potential. Dave Franco, Justin Theroux, Michael Pena and Jackie Chan gave their voices to this movie and comedy techniques along with them. The story revolves around a boy, who is shunned by everyone because his dad is an evil warlord, looking to take over the city. The son becomes a ninja and along with his friend, look to stop his father. Is this Lego movie going to be a masterpiece or a demolition job for the franchise?

The film begins with live action, as a small boy walks into an old relic shop and meets the owner, Mr Lui, played by Chan. He shows the man his Lego toy, one that is battered and scratched, missing an arm, until the old man takes it from him and adds some Ninja clothes, making him look brand new. The man has cat scratches all up his arm, from his pet cat, which he calls a monster and clearly isn't fond of. He then proceeds to open a small wooden box, which contains a wooden Lego man, dressed like and old Ninja Master. He starts to tell the story of Ninjago and we are transported into animation of the Lego world and instantly into an attack by the warlord, Garmadon. The city despises Lloyd for being the son of Garmadon, which puts the boys until massive emotional stress, with the unwillingness to go to college. His mother, Koko, clearly resents Garmadon for being the person that he is. The zoomed-out area of the city is seen to be a real, toy set, with stop motion action scenes for certain parts, until we are back to animation. Again, the group of warriors come to the aid of the city and Garmadon is sent back to his volcano to hatch up his next plan, which will be to make a giant mech that is immune to weapons. Throughout the fight scene, we could see some hidden jokes regarding a father and son's relationship as Lloyd couldn't catch things properly and his throwing was even worse. When Garmadon gets back to the volcano, the background noise is a tannoy declaring to cancel the celebration cake. The construction of the Mech is very much as you would expect from Lego. Popping out the parts and adding the stickers from a sheet, very much taking the piss out of itself.

Back in the city, the group of Ninjas find out that Master Wu is back, voiced by Chan. He tells them that they all have their own special abilities, which they must use, instead of their own giant mechs, if they intend to be true warriors. These include the control of water, earth, fire, electricity, wind etc but Lloyd is confused when he gets told that his element is green. Wu mention something called the ultimate weapon, giving him the hope of defeating his father, despite being forbidden from using it. Garmadon attacks again and this time Lloyd wants to use this forbidden weapon, which turns out to be a laser pen. The size of a human one, compared to the Lego figures. Although Lloyd is defeated at first, he finally uses the weapon, which attracts a real-life cat. Why not? Cats are attracted to laser pens and Chan's character called the cat at the beginning a monster. Meowthra starts destroying the city while trying to get the laser. Garmadon notices this and turns the laser onto the other mechs in order to take them down one by one. Once Garmadon states victory, Lloyd reveals that he is the Green Ninja and tells the warlord that he wishes he wasn't his father. This leaves the guy confused, mainly because he was never around to be his father anyway. This guy has no chill. Lloyd heads to see if Master Wu has survived and is cornered by his team, who are angry that he used the weapon. The team must travel over the vast beyond in order to find an ultimate, ultimate weapon, in order to stop the cat. The group travel far and are tailed by Garmadon, before Master Wu and the warlord have a fight, ending with Garmadon in a cage and Master Wu falling off a bridge, before being washed away by a river. That was too poor of an exit for him, I'm sure he'll be back.

The team decide to carry on and to Lloyd's disappointment, they are being led by Garmadon. They come across an army of fired staff from Garmadon's former army. The warlord and his son are the only two captured, until the rest of the Ninjas save them from certain death. We finally see a bit of building as they make a make-shift helicopter and the father and son bond as a result. Back in the city and there is a news report from a TV show called Good Morning Ninjago, which is a parody of the British show, Good Morning Britain, which has the same presenters. As the group of Ninjas escape, Lloyd has lost his arm, could this be the moment it links to the little boy's toy from the beginning of the movie, which had lost its arm too? One thing that I noticed from the movie is the good use of music. They have real songs, to link in with the certain scenes. As they first entered the jungle, it was 'Welcome to the Jungle' being played on Master Wu's flute. Then this changed to, 'I've got the power', as they were training. Another, would be the scene of the father and son bonding, which used the song containing lyrics, 'Like my father did'. These are very clever moments. The story continues as Lloyd's arm is put back into place and the gang fly off in a helicopter, before accidentally clipping a mountain top and crashing down just outside the Temple of Fragile Foundations. Garmadon reveals and show old pictures to his son, showing that his mother also used to be a warrior herself. This was their family home. He shows some humility regarding his mistakes, which include leaving his family to conquer the city. They find a chest containing the ultimate, ultimate weapon, before Garmadon steals it and offers his son the position of General. He obviously rebuffed in his advances and in a state of anger, he locks the gang in the Temple. From what I seen about the ultimate weapon, they are representative of each of the Ninja's powers. A Lego piece that looks like a flame, lightning bolt and so on, but Lloyd's green one is very plain and he doesn't know how to use it. It looks like of like a tree, but is clearly a base piece, one that has holes in its ends. My guess is that this is something that all of the other Ninja's pieces stick into, symbolising that the green one is needed as the main connection between them all, in order for them to work, which would be the same as Lloyd in the Ninja Warriors. We'll see. Lloyd remembers what Master Wu had told him, regarding inner peace. Each one of the tries to find their inner power and successfully escape the temple, but Lloyd didn't have a hand in the escape, apart from the idea of it. The cliff collapses, but they are saved by Master Wu, who was never really going to be dead. Garmadon has flown back to the city, in the helicopter which I though was broken. The Warlord is trying to control Meowthra, who ends up eating him instead and as the Ninja's return, Lloyd walks up to the cat, talking to it, but really talking to his father inside the beast, he mentions of forgiveness. Stating that the green means life, he reveals himself to the public to be Lloyd, the hated boy of the city. Listening inside, Garmadon cries tears of lava, which makes the cat spit him out and the movie draws to a close. The family have moved back in together and the Warlord meets his match in his ex-wife. The cat has become the city's mascot and Lloyd is finally accepted, being called a hero. As the story fully concludes, we are back to live action and the boy and Chan's character. He gives the toy back to the boy, but this time, it has its arm back. Mr Lui tells the young lad that he shall train him as a ninja. The boy has explained that he doesn't really have any friends, so was this Lego story about this boy all along?

This is definitely the weakest of the three Lego movies that I have watched but that isn't really a bad thing. It had its funny moments and some clever ones too, which made this an attractive feature, but that's kind of where it stops. It seemed to become a movie that the other two were poking fun at. Lego did make fun of itself but the storyline was very cliché. An outcast in school being the hero, fighting his Dad and if you've ever seen any movie ever, you'll guess the rest. It doesn't take itself too seriously, which are the parts that we have come to love in the first two Lego movies, but this just didn't seem to go that extra mile. Yet again the animation as great and along with the fast-paced action scenes, there was plenty to enjoy. Kids can be laughing at this humour for days, but for the more adult viewer, this movie seemed to limit its jokes to maybe one or two. Apparently, there is a TV series of Ninjago, but this movie was completely separate from that. Overall, this would be a brilliant film for a family sit down, but if you expect it to be as strong as the first and second, unfortunately, that's not really the case.