Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Will you stop interrupting me, when I am interrupting you! (Darkest Hour 2018)

 
 
 
167.
Darkest Hour
 

 
 
8/10
 
 
 
Gary Oldman makes a huge transformation to become the huge figure of Winston Churchill, as we follow him through his early days as Prime Minister of Great Britain. Hitler is closing in during World War II and for those who didn't know what went on, this is a history lesson, that we can all get involved with. I'm a huge fan of Oldman, whether it be as a good or bad character, he always seems to be at his best. If I'm honest, I don't really have an idea what the process was before winning the war, so it will be an interesting watch for me. Will this movie bomb, or be given the V for victory sign?
The year is 1940 and Britain is Allied with France, against the Germans. Before they get closer to France, the Labour Party, which is not in power, calls of the resignation of the Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, mainly for being too weak. He calls a meeting and wants his party to appoint Lord Halifax, who rejects and instead they must choose someone that Labour will be ok with, because they must all work together to win this war. Up steps Churchill, who is the Head of Naval affairs and apparently, the best option. We are quickly transported to Churchill's house, as his new assistant has turned up for work, as he is in bed, waiting for his breakfast. Elizabeth Layton, played by Lily James, upsets him within an hour, as she cannot follow his stuttering voice, when trying to write his letters. She leaves crying, ready to quit, until the wife, Clementine, rebuffs the guy and tells him that as Prime Minister, he must be nice to others. I'm already loving Oldman as this character. A grumpy oaf, who doesn't care much for new people. King George VI, has now invited Churchill to form the government but lets him know that he wanted his friend, Halifax, as Prime Minister.
Although Churchill was always right about the danger of Hitler, he is still nowhere near respected after failed missions and his views in the past. Everyone from the Conservatives and maybe even the rest of Parliament, are hoping that Churchill will push for negotiations for peace. But, his first speech says otherwise. He thinks that are untrustworthy and even delusional, as he speaks on air, about the fact that they are doing well in France, when in fact, they are losing, badly. Halifax and Chamberlain agree to use the Italians as a middle man, in order to speak to Hitler and arrange peace, behind Churchill's back. If Churchill then refuses the offer, they will agree to resign, leading to a vote of no confidence and Halifax becoming Prime Minister. If he wanted it before, why didn't he become it?! Bollocks to everything else. The fact that it's the same guy that plays Stannis in A Game of Thrones pisses me off anyway.
On the other side of the English Channel, most men are stuck on the beaches in Dunkirk and after already seeing that film, I actually know what is going on there. What I didn't know was that Churchill had ordered a Brigadier to lead a Brigade to distract the Germans from attacking Dunkirk, so that they could evacuate them. This was pretty much a suicide mission. Belgium surrenders next though and France are expected to do so afterwards. Churchill even gives Roosevelt, the President of the States a bell, but he can't help, after signing the Neutrality Acts. Running out of options and support on the Cabinet, Churchill allows the guys to speak to the Italians. Back at home, he gets a very unexpected visitor, in the shape of the King. He doesn't want to flee and in fact, he encourages Churchill to fight on. With not knowing what to do, Churchill jumps onto an underground train, giving the passengers quite a shock, but finally, he has some clarity. These people are willing to fight and are showing the strength of a nation. This part of the film is completely fictional by the way. Churchill then moves onto a more realistic moment, as he meets the Outer Cabinet and other members of Parliament, all of whom seem to support him.
With his assistant, Layton's help, Churchill is writing his speech to address Parliament. Halifax is still demanding that Chamberlain goes ahead with the plan to depose of him but as Churchill's speech begins and everyone becomes intrigued with his words, we get to the most famous parts, with 'fight on the beaches' and suddenly I can feel my own hairs on my arms standing up. A very powerful piece. The room applauds their Prime Minister, for his words and defiance at this time. Happy with his actions, Churchill exits the room and we are left with a black screen. The film ends with a worded summery of the aftermath. Chamberlain dies 6 months later with cancer and Halifax is whisked off to America as an Ambassador. Churchill remains in power until May 1945, where he loses the next election. This guy was a leader that the country needed, but all in all not one that many wanted.
It's not hard to see why Oldman has been put up for so many awards with this role. Due to make up and extra padding, it was hard to tell that it was really him, but this guy's CV just keeps getting better and better. He brings a new image to Churchill, with jokes and not just sarcastic references. It has helped me to understand what happened during the events of the war and what Churchill had brought to the table, in a way that was a lot more refreshing that learning it in a class room. There isn't too much to talk about in the ways of a musical score but one set of images that will remain with me would be Churchill early time as Prime Minister, compared to when he was nearly overthrown. On his first car journey into Parliament, the streets are lined with smiling faces, the sky is bright, just as the pavements, with plenty of everyday activities taking place. By the end, there is nothing back darkness on the same street. The weather is awful and kids are running around in Hitler masks, as if the figure is haunting Churchill and this moment changed the mood of the movie for me. The art and costume design to change Gary Oldman is such a way is another thing to note. This will deserve every award it gets and was highly entrancing and at the subway moment, along with the main speech, I was ready to watch them on those beaches, which sadly never came. But all in all, that's a good thing, as it never took anything away from the importance of what this movie was, a portrait of Churchill.

Monday, 29 January 2018

Starting over is not for beginners! (Home Again 2017)

 
 
 
166.
Home Again
 
 
 
3/10
 
 
I haven't really taken much interest in a trailer to this move and it was never one on my list of 'must sees' for 2017, but its seems very clear, that this is a romantic comedy for a mainly female audience, possibly in their mid-life moments, because Reese Witherspoon, seems to be playing one in a crisis. I can see Michael Sheen there too, flying the flag for the Welsh, but as for everyone else, I don't think I've seen them in something before and after this viewing, I may never again. There's a high chance that I should have gone home again, instead of grabbing this ticket, but there is only one way to find out.
Alice Kinney, the main female in this, played by Witherspoon, is the daughter of a famous film director, who has no passed away. As he hits her fortieth birthday, she is separated from her husband and the father of her two children, who has stayed in New York to carry on producing music. Alice has moved back to LA with her girls, to be closer to her mother and she has moved into her Dad's old home. She has decided to start a new adventure as an interior decorator. That night, she is off out for her celebrations with friends, when they come cross three guys, Harry, George and Teddy, who are in the city to pitch a film idea and get their foot onto the filmmaking ladder. They all hit it off and Alice even necks on with Harry and they nearly sleep together but he passes out drunk. Idiot. The guys are all in their twenties but make the girls feel a little younger again. The next morning, George finds a room of Alice's Dad's old things and realises the family history straight away. They guys aren't even out of the house yet and the daughters arrive back with their Grandmother. Alice takes them to school, as her own mother makes the lads breakfast and talks about her starring roles in her later husband's movies. She even offers them the guest house, until they can get back on their feet. Thinking it will be good for her daughter to have some men around, which isn't greeted with much enthusiasm from Alice.
The three guys have fitted in well, becoming part of Alice's routine. A love interest in Harry, Teddy is helping her set up a website for her company and George is helping out with one of the daughter's school work and anxiety. In their spare time, they also meet with a producer, who is interested in their work and wouldn't mind funding them, even after only working on one genre before. He does want to change some things though and this doesn't go down too well. Alice and Harry grow closer and she even invited him to a dinner with her friends but when his meeting runs over and he doesn't make it, she calls the relationship off the next morning. Things are starting to go downhill a bit again, as her client has pretty much been treating her as a nanny and doesn't even like her ideas for design. The main problem comes as Austin, played by Sheen, arrives to be closer to her and the kids. Things aren't going to well for the lads either, as Harry finds out that the others are trying to take side jobs to save money and he thinks they have given up on their own project. Austen doesn't like the idea of these three living there. Teddy's dislike of the way that Austen holds himself also rises, as they end up fighting, just as Alice is pulling into the driveway and she agrees that it's tie for the lads to leave. You can see Austen is pleased, but he won't be for long as Alice turns to him and is now determined that she wants a divorce. Some people may think, 'poor sod', but not me. If this woman is willing to let three strangers stay over, rent free, good riddance. The boys have found their own flat and once they have reconciled with Teddy about the work situation, they are best buds again.
A week passes by and Alice goes over to the new flat, with a plant, to apologise to the guys for how it all turned out. She still wants them to be part of her family, as the daughters miss them too. Harry does some apologising of his own, even mentioning that she is too good for him. They are all invited to the eldest daughter's play and when their meeting overruns, this time they aren't taking any shit and leave in time to make it for the start, with George heading back stage to help with the girl's anxiety and even being implied that he will hit it off with the teacher. The film ends with a 'family dinner', if you want to call it that, with everyone enjoying each other's company and the daughter explaining how her play was pretty much the story of their own lives
So yeah, it's safe to say I won't be leaping to grab a copy of this on DVD. This is far from my kind of genre within movies and this simply adds to my reasons why. The characters are very flat, along with the storyline. It's hard, very hard to imagine that this would ever happen in real-life, no matter how much you want to believe. There isn't even a moment where the three guys actually make it in filmmaking. Is the whole happy ending, the fact that they managed to get another free meal out of Alice? It was very cliché, cheesy ad at times, boring and the only scene I could actually relate to in any way, was when Alice was crying into her bathroom mirror, because by the end, that's exactly how I felt. This someone simply set up a free Air BnB.

Because it's my name... and I'll never have another.(Molly's Game 2018)

 
 
 
165.
Molly's Game
 

 
 
 
7.5/10
 
 
Molly's game is a film based on the true story of a young. Olympic-class skier, who started to run a poker game for the exclusive and those willing for high stakes. After 10 years, she got caught and arrested, who wanted answers to who the celebs and Russian mob members who were playing the games. Her only ally would turn out to be her defensive lawyer, who would learn that there was a lot more to this woman, than was being reported by the press. Jessica Chastain plays Molly and is a solid 10/10 in the trailer! Idris Elba is the lawyer and along with Michael Cera and Kevin Costner, this could be a decent film. I enjoy a bit of poker from time to time but I wonder if this movie will be a full house or nothing more than decent pair.
The film begins at the top of a ski run, with Chastain's voice giving a voice over as an introduction, telling the audience that everything we are about to witness is true, apart from the names, leaving only her own as the real one. We are about to witness the most important day of her life and her Olympic trails which ends with her having a freak accident and laying at the bottom of the slope unconscious. During the run, we have flash back of how hard he father was on her whilst training. Her father is played by Costner. She has even broken her back whilst younger and still made it back onto the slope. We then jump to her present day, as she is in her home in LA, piles of her book which she has written, are laying about as she gets woken by a phone call from the FBI, telling her that there are about to arrest her. They burst in and arrest her on the grounds of running and illegal gambling ring, which she replies that she hasn't run one in two years. Back to the flashbacks, Molly has moved to LA, wanting to find herself before heading off to law school. She begins as a waitress and catches the eye of a producer, who offers her a job as his assistant. He turns out to be a demanding little prick, no matter the time of day. One night, he asks her to organise a poker game for him. Giving her phone numbers for the players, she sets off to get food and drink for them all. In walk some pretty well-known faces, to her obviously, as we are in the dark, including player X, who is played by Michael Cera, other business men and some of the richest and most powerful around. They are playing with thousands, acting like it is pennies. After the game, these men tip Molly and after gaining thousands, she realises how much she can make.
This film is fast becoming flash back heaven, but for now, we are put back to present day and Molly's meeting with a lawyer, played by Elba. After discussing everything, he feels sorry for her but thinks the whole thing is a mess. That's without the information she is withholding. She is being accused of being in with the Russian mob, but she is adamant that they were only players in her game. He clearly doesn't believe her, pressing for more information, but he is also apprehensive because he knows she is skint. The government has seized all of her earned money, which is how I feel half of the time! She is owed plenty out on the streets though but she is hoping that her main income will be from the selling of her book. He finally agrees to help her with her arraignment and then move her onto someone else. Once in her arraignment, he asks her why she has never collected her debts from the street and her honest answer is that she didn't know how the new debt-holders would collect. With this answer, he reluctantly stands in front of the judge and agrees to take her on as a client. Flashback time! She starts making plenty of money running the game, with her lifestyle changing and it isn't long until her boss, Dean, notices and refuses to keep paying her for being an assistant, as she now makes enough. But she must keep being the assistant or he will take the game from her. She isn't too happy about this and he fires her anyway. Molly isn't the least bit worries as she takes the game for herself, setting it up in a stunning hotel's penthouse suite. The usual faces turn up, such as Player X, who it turns out, it supposed to be Toby Maguire. This guy reveals a stunning trait to Molly, as he loves to destroy other players, taking all of their money and ruining their lives. When he makes a little move on Molly, she rejects and she even confronts him about his playing style. He takes offense and ends up taking the game and players from her, leaving her with nothing. Thinking about quitting, she soon changes her mind and heads to New York to try again, with no one who knows here but when the players start reneging on debts, she starts to take a small amount from the pot, in order to cover herself. This starts a down turn for her and her lifestyle, as she starts taking drugs in order to stay awake for all hours.
She has a chauffeur, who she never ever opens up to, but one day, with things she hard, she tells him about her past life and he asks her whether two of his friends could meet her and discuss the game she runs. When she meets with these too, they turn out to be Italian mobsters, who look for a cut in order to collect debts for her. Maybe this is why she didn't want the debts collecting, she didn't want people hurt. When she declines, a goon is sent to hers to rough her up and steal from her safe. She stays locked away for days, bloodied, bruised and in no mood for anyone. When she finally opens her door, she sees a newspaper that explains about the mob bust, which is the reason that they ever called around again. She is just about to get to a game one night, when she receives a phone call from a player hiding in the toilet. He explains how the FBI have raided the game, to mainly arrest the Russian Mob, which Molly didn't realise were playing. She simply thought they were Russians. That was the day that she quit running games and didn't for another 2 years.
Once more, we are back to the present day, Molly and her lawyer are meeting with the prosecutors, who are mainly after one thing, information on the Mobsters. They don't believe that she hasn't got any evidence against them. She explains that she usually does so much background checks on her players but with the drugs towards the end, she got very sloppy at her job.  Charlie, her lawyer, gives a massive speech to the prosecutors, mainly about Molly's character and innocence, to which they finally make an agreement with him. This is immunity and all of her money back, if she hands over the hard drives to her laptops. This is an instant no because there is stuff on there other than the game. Emails from players, asking for an affair, famous people with families that can be ruined, along with careers. He begs her to take the deal, but gets nothing but rejection. She heads outside, ice-skating in the park and as she has some freedom for once, skating too face and not being able to be caught by the workers there, she sees her father standing at the side and she instantly gets distracted and crashes into other people. We cut to them sitting on the bench, with him arriving for her court case. He is a shrink and tells her that he's going to give her the quickest appointment ever. She asks why he was always so mean to her, compared to her brothers, to which his answer is that he knew that Molly found out about the affair that he was having. This led to him being shamed and becoming cruel towards her. He admits that he never stopped loving her and wanting to protect her, but for now, it's back to the case. She refuses to hand over the drive and pleads guilty. The judge himself, finds the sentence, offered by the prosecutors, to be way too harsh. Instead, he pretty much gives her a slap on the wrist and Molly is left to celebrate with her family, left unsure what to do with her new appreciation of life.
The film ends with the opening scene, as Molly lays there, finally coming around and admitting that she is fine. Getting back to her feet and hobbling off with her father. The commentators are astounded by the recovery that she is making. Molly narrates once again, noting that although she has lost a lot, she is learning as life goes on. Quoting Winston Churchill, she pretty much ends with words along the lines of, she will land on her feet somewhere and somehow.
I quite enjoyed this film, being a bit of a sucker for real-life stories, I always find it interesting to know that there are these kinds of people falling into this kind of thing, somewhere out there. There I a lot of back and forth in this movie, but that is clearly needed, as Molly is telling us the story, or telling it too her lawyer and we are being transported back to it, instead of just being told. I'm not too sure as to whether class this as a crime drama, but one thing is for sure, when you're watching this, it's hard not to become intoxicated with the lifestyle, just as Molly was. Chastain does well in playing a woman who clearly wanted to be the best she could, whether through her father's eyes, on her down time or high time, she fought every inch. There is a sense that some of the details would have been held back, no sex or scandal ended up happening? That doesn't seem likely with Hollywood right now. She was the only one doing drugs, not likely. One thing is, I haven't read this book by Molly and probably never will, but this movie was entertaining enough. If Jessica Chastain was wearing one of her dressing and dealing a poker game that I would afford, deal me in!
 

Saturday, 27 January 2018

I need someone to show me my place in all of this! (Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017)




164.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  
 
 
 
5.5/10
 
Time to get back into the Star Wars Universe. One of my favourite universes and since watching the remakes of the original treble bill, there was no turning back for me. Obviously, Attack of the Clones was a pile of crap and Hayden Christensen's acting was about as entertaining as watching a plank throw out some dialogue, but everything has a flaw from time to time. I didn't even mind Jar Jar Binks. The Force Awakens was pretty much a remake of A New Hope though, loosely containing the same kind of story, so I am waiting for this to have aspects of The Empire Strikes Back. With Rogue One planted in the middle of these two movies, that was also a hit for me. It constantly wets your whistle for needing more Star Wars in your life. The gang are back and with some more Luke Skywalker involved, it's going to be interesting to see what they have planned for him. Is this going to be a galactic movie or heading Alderaan places? (I'm here all night).
As the usual text rolls up, we are filled in with what has been happening in the Galaxy. The First Order have pretty much conquered the Republic and Resistance forces. These beaten Resistance forces, are still being led by General Leia, escape the planet of D'Qar, just as a fleet of First Order arrive and a battle commences as a Dreadnaught appears and is taken out by a team led by Poe Dameron, played by Oscar Isaac, but not without cost. The fleet escape but are tracked through hyperspace by the First Order and carries on the attack. Kylo Ren is on the attack towards his mother's space and is hesitant to shoot after feeling his mother's presence. His sidekicks don't give a shit though and blow up the bridge, sending Leia out into space and to certain death. That's until she decides to use the force and flies back to safety and collapses. Ok then. Whilst she is in the sick bay, Admiral Holdo takes over and her plan isn't well received by Poe. She wants a full evacuation but Poe helps Finn, BB-8 and a shipmate named Rose Tico. They are off on a secret mission because they need to stop the tracker on the main First Order ship's tracking device. Firstly though, they need a code hacker, in order to get into the room to stop the tracker.
Meanwhile, Rey has arrived on the island where Skywalker is hiding and we see the same scene that we did at the end of the Force Awakens. As I find myself getting excited at the fact we are about to see him wield a lightsaber again, he takes it off Rey and throws it backwards, over his shoulder. What the fuck Luke! I've waited all this time and he seems to simply dismiss it. He's the most serious Jedi that I've come to know and the Luke Skywalker that we have come to know, wouldn't act like that. He refuses to leave with Rey and help the resistance, even after hearing about the death of Han Solo, when questioning Chewy, who walks in alone. The reason that he hasn't used the force to find out about his family, was down to him being on exile from the force. This way, he cannot be tracked down by other using the force. Somehow, inside her hut, Rey has been using the force herself, to talk to Kylo Ren. They can see each other, but only in figure form and not where each other are. They have no control over this and don't understand why it's happening. They learn about each other's pasts and see themselves in the future as partners. R2 is even in on trying to turn Luke's mind around on training Rey, who has taken it on herself to constantly follow him around. On this island, there are plenty of humorous moments, which aren't really linked to the Star Wars franchise, when we would only usually get the cockiness from Han or others. Kylo and Rey have another contact and this time, he tells her what happened between him and Luke, causing him to choose the dark side of the force as he woke to Luke standing over him, saber aloft. Luke admits that he did contemplate killing the boy, when he sensed that Snoke was corrupting him, causing Kylo to destroy the new Jedi Order. Rey has convinced herself that she can turn Kylo back to good and leaves the island and Luke to his sulking. Luke decides to burn down the small Jedi temple and library but hesitates as a ghost of Yoda appears and destroys it instead. He claims that Rey has all she needs to learn from there and encourages Luke to learn from his mistakes. We have already seen Rey inside there, looking at the books and symbols so maybe she has read up a little.
Back to the ships, Holdo reveals her plans to everyone else and Poe believes that she is a coward, planning a mutiny, to give Finn and the gang a little more time. On Canto Bight, a casino place that resembles Earth a lot more than people realise, the place is full of money and people who have made their fortunes through war. They are there to get the help from a hacker but end up causing a stir and being arrested. They are in a cell with a weird looking fella with a stutter, named DJ. He is a thief and also a decent hacker apparently, and offers to help if they help him escape. Finn refuses but it ends up coming all together as BB-8 helps him with his fight out, as the other two run elsewhere and end up hiding inside the racing stables, where Rose once worked. She gets the help from the kids there before escaping on top of the racing beasts, running through the streets and towards some fields, where DJ has stolen a ship and picked them up to return to space, just in time. The end up infiltrating Snoke's ship and are instantly captured by Phasma. On the same ship, Rey has been ballsy enough to land and confront Kylo, to turn him back to good. Kylo has none of it and takes her straight to Snoke, who reveals to them that he was the one causing the connection through the force, as part of his plan to find Luke and kill him. As he easily lifts Rey into the air and takes her saber, he puts it next to him, as we can see that Kylo is a little uneasy. Snoke can read his mind, telling him that he wants to turn his turn on him too, that he is weak and will come to nothing. He gives him one last chance to prove himself, to turn his lightsaber and kill Rey, but every action that he is implanting into Kylo's mind, Kylo is using on the lightsaber that Snoke has already taken from Rey and put on his arm rest. The result is, Kylo turns the saber and slices Snoke in half, before his henchmen turn on the two and they both have a pretty epic fight scene, helping each other out. So, Snoke, the guy we knew nothing about, have been waiting to find out who he is, where he came from and where he has been all of the other prequel times, is dead. Gone. Wasted. And we still have no answers. At the end, Rey believes that she has turned Kylo back, only for him to offer her to rule the galaxy with him, to which she refuses. He even tells her about her parents, a question that many in the audience have been waiting to hear. And the wait is over, only for us to find out that her parents are nothing and she was sold off as a slave. Massive thumbs up, not! She leaves, as the Emo kid now calls himself the supreme leader. As for Finn and Rose, they have been turned over by DJ, who told Phasma the plans they had all along, so he could get a decent pay off.  
As the Resistance are being held on the ship by Poe, he locks himself in the bridge, only for the door to be blown up by Leia and she stuns him, taking Holdo's side and the evacuation continues. Hux has begun to fire on the small ships though, seeing them trying to escape. Holdo sees no other option but to have stayed behind to lead the First Order away, but they don't fall for it so, she turns the ship and heads into light speed, cutting the massive ship in half. Right, one major problem, or waste of time. The whole Finn and Rose going to find a hacker and failing just for this bird to fling her ship through the First Order, when she didn't even know if they were successful, meant that the side story wasn't needed at all. It was bollocks and simply a filler for this chase through space. But there we go. On this broken ship, Finn and Rose are still trying to make it out alive. BB-8 escaped earlier and is no controlling an AT-AT, taking out stormtroopers, until Phasma shows her face again and has a final showdown with Finn. She calls him scum, he corrects her with 'Rebel Scum' and she falls to her death, leaving them to escape. Another wasted character dead. On the planet of Crait, the Resistance are down to a few dozen. Kylo and Hux lead massive walkers onto the wall and big gate to which they are all hiding behind, armed with a laser style battering ram. The gang rounds up, with our favourites in the shape of Poe and Finn, get onto speeders and head for some sort of defence. Rose is there too but she's nothing more than an annoyance for me. Rey and Chewie even arrive, to draw away the TIE fighters. When all is near enough lost, Finn goes on a suicide mission, straight towards the laser cannon, like a scene from Independence Day, as the father heads into the laser beam to blow the ship up, only for Rose to crash into him last minute and stop him from killing himself and saving the rest of the gang. Selfish cow. Finn asks her why, as he pulls her out of her ship, to which she replies something along the lines of, 'We always fight for the ones we love'. She even kisses him and then passes out. I thought this chick was like 10 or something, the moaning bitch acted like a child throughout this. Finn rushes her back to the stronghold, just as the main door is breached.
Poe and Leia look at each other, clearly accepting fate but someone has other ideas and that comes in the way of Luke. Walking down the stairs with a bright like behind him, like Jesus floating down from heaven, he tells his sister that no one is truly lost. He walks out to face the First Order, who are commanded by Kylo by now, who orders them to fire everything on where Luke stands. After and insane number of explosions and no way of survival, the dust settles and we see Luke standing there, as he coolly dusts of his shoulder like some teenage kid of just scored a goal and doesn't want to make too much of it. You fucking what mate? This is not the Luke Skywalker that everyone has come to love, I'm over this by now. Poe realises that Luke is distracting them, so that everyone else can escape and seeing some crystal wolves, they follow them to their way out of the caves. They find their way out blocked by boulders though, but never fear, Rey is on the otherwise and uses her force to lift them all out of the way, for everyone to escape onto the Millennium Falcon. Finn and Rey embrace in the love story that everyone expected, but got handed Finn and Rose instead. Kylo heads down to face Luke on his own and the duel until Kylo heads for the killer blow, only to find out that Luke is a hologram. Wait, so how did their sabers connect during the fight? He's still on that island. Kylo screams in anger, knowing that everyone has escaped and he is no better off. Time for the teenage tantrum again. Back on Luke's island, we see him vanish in thin air and Rey senses that Luke has now gone, to which Leia feels the same and he has now become totally one with the force. She asks what will come of the resistance now and her answer is that they will simply rebuild.
The film ends with scenes back on Canto Bight and in the stables, one of the children who helped them escape earlier, is listening to other tell the story of Luke Skywalker, the hero. As their master walks in to scold them, the boy leaves and looks at the sky, seeing the Falcon fly overhead and he uses the force to grab a broom, before lifting it like a saber and ending up brushing the floor. The film finally finishes with the word, 'In loving memory of our Princess, Carrie Fisher'. A touching end.
This is such a frustrating film. A movie that shows us, for two and a half hours, the heroes that we have gotten used to recently, do nothing but fail on their quests. Rey couldn't change Luke or Kylo, Poe didn't lead the mutiny, Finn and Rose failed on their little mission and nearly everyone is dead. Everything we had been with teased in TFA, was directly chucked back in our faces with poor answers and choices by Rian Johnson. There was so much wasted in this, with Snoke, Phasma and the end of Luke, it just left me feeling empty and unsatisfied. The added humour has Disney written all over it and felt forced, with nothing but some awkward giggles sprouting up through the audience. The graphics, as per usual, along with the musical score, were as always, second to none and seeing a form of Luke back on our screens was another good part but the more I write this, the more I feel disappointed. I don't get why one director would do one movie, set it all up, just for another to come and do the second movie, to squash everything. This gives me no real excitement for the trilogy that has been given to Johnson and do not get me started on the Solo movie. Disney have made this for the masses, leaving enough crumbs for the older fans to pick on. Porgs created for toys, profits in the billions and hands are being rubbed together, thinking about their next cash cow to make their money from. Thanks Mickey!

Thursday, 25 January 2018

This is the Greatest Show (The Greatest Showman 2017)




163.
The Greatest Showman
  
 
 
 
10/10
 
 
I can admit that I am not a huge fan of musicals but do love a sing along to a Disney film, which is kind of a different kettle of fish. When I seen La La Land last year, I was a little uncomfortable at first, but as the story progressed, I was immersed into the whole concept of the movie. I hope that this goes the same way again. Hugh Jackman's portrayal of Wolverine was a massive hit for me and watching Logan before going to see this movie, could show the scale of this guy's talents. The rest of the cast brings Zak Efron, Michelle Williams and Zendaya to the screen in this adaptation of P.T. Barnum's life. The movie has been a dream project for Hugh Jackman, in his words and he did a lot of research in order to get into his role. Is this going to be a great show or nothing more than a sideshow attraction?
The movie begins behind some seats, that we can see people legs, stamping to the rhythm, with the outline of Jackman, as Barnum, entering the screen wearing a ringmaster's outfit and carrying a cane. He instantly starts singing and we are straight into our first song, 'The Greatest Show'. He is putting on a dazzling show and everyone is loving it but the music soon stops, as he spins around slowly, the singing gets quieter and suddenly we see s boy in a tailor shop window, looking at the outfit and his reflection, neck up, makes him look like her is wearing the outfit. Instead, this boy is a poor lad, holes in his shoes and quite dirty. His father works as a travelling tailor and is inside the shop to grab some material. They are travelling to a high-end house and a posh family, to fit a suit. When they get there, we can see chemistry between the young P.T. Barnum and the wealthy daughter, Charity. The girl's father doesn't like this and hits Barnum for his troubles. He runs to the beach and is soon met by Charity who has escaped from her bedroom. We are quickly into our second son, 'A Million Dreams' and the lyrics go hand in hand with how these two characters feel their future will go. They enter an old abandoned house, overgrown and beaten up, singing about the dreams they have which include being together, no matter what anyone else thinks. This is going against the scenes the accompany the song though. Charity is sent to finishing school, but the two carry on writing to each other. Then Barnum's father dies and he is left to fend for himself, stealing food and son joining the railway build. The singing takes a brief break, as the music carries on but now Barnum is older, being played by Jackman and is heading to Charity's house to take her away and start their life together. The father still isn't happy and proclaims that she will be back. They run and head into the city together, reunited as adults and carry on the singing, as Barnum proposes to her and they enter their rough flat, dancing on the roof but clearly loving their life together, with the song ending with Barnum holding Charity's pregnant stomach.
The music makes way for some storyline, getting to see where Barnum works, at a trading company. he looks out of the window and there is a clever scene. He looking into the office block next door, which is directly next to a graveyard, giving him the thought that he doesn't want to do this until he dies. That decision is taken from him anyway because the place goes bankrupt when the company's trading ships sink. The boss shows him the deed for the ships that have sunk and Barnum heads home to his wife and two daughters. He instantly tells his wife, who doesn't seem too upset. He pulls out a spinning lamp, that he calls a wishing machine, asking each of them to make a wish and once the daughters are done, they both begin to sing a little bit of 'A Million Dreams', as we can see Barnum hatching a plan. The next day, he takes he deed he has for collateral on a loan of $10,000 and whilst in the waiting room, he sees a really short man, with him mother. This again adds to his ideas. He opens up a museum, one that is devoted to oddities and things from other countries. He believes that people are fascinated with these kinds of things but the place fails to attract business and most people don't have time for the idea. He goes home, deflated and tucks his children into bed. They are still awake and whisper too him that he needs something alive in his museum, instead of everything stuffed. He sets out to find the dwarf that he has seen in the bank, wanting him to be his main attraction and although his mother denies that he exists at first and Charles, the small man, rejects the idea, they are both brought around at the idea of money. He adds to the gang with the bearded lady and puts up posters, attracting others to join. These include an obese man, tall man, hair-covered man and a brother and sister combo who do trapeze. The two family members are of an African origin and state that people won't be happy if they are put on stage. It's show time and everyone is nervous, except for Barnum, who breaks into song, with the lyrics telling everyone to step into the light and dream that they can be more than they imagined. 'Come Alive' starts slow and ends up with the whole of the show's cast, audience and even Barnum's family singing and dancing. The only person who isn't impressed, including myself, is a critic, who writes an article about the show, names it a 'circus' which Barnum uses to rename his show.
Profits are flowing and Barnum has even bought the run-down mansion that they broke into in the beginning, when they were young. The eldest daughter is put into ballet school, but she is discouraged when the other girls make fun of what her father does for a living. Outside of the ballet school show, Barnum bumps into Phillip Carlyle, Efron's character and asks him about the kind of money he makes being a playwright, because he certainly doesn't look like he is enjoying it. They both go for a drink, which involves a song about Phillip joining Barnum and the circus. It brings around lyrics showcasing the good and bad points, from each character, on the overall idea. The choreography for this is pretty damn decent, as they slide shots of Whisky along the bar to each other. At the middle of this song, titled, 'The Other Side', Phillip agrees to join, with a cut of 10% of the profit. They then both head over to the circus to carry on the song and meet the gang, with Phillip meeting Anne, Wheeler, one half of the trapeze act and instantly falling for her. Once they get to chat, she doesn't seem too fussed and dismisses him straight away. He shows his own worth the next day, after setting up a meeting with the Queen of England. Anne simply asks if everyone is invited, knowing of the culture and the unacceptance of African Americans in society. Phillips simply claims that he will let the Queen know that either all of them go, or none of them. At the palace, the Queen comments on how short Charles is, who now goes around as General Tom Thumb. He replies that she isn't too tall herself and after a period of awkward silence, the Queen burst out laughing and everyone is set to enjoy their day. Another guest there is Jenny Lind, a well-known opera singer in Europe, but whom is yet to travel to America. Jenny is played by Rebecca Ferguson and is a character that holds herself well. She knows what Barnum is about and is quite apprehensive when he offers her to do a show in the US.
We can guess that she will join them for the show and she will be a huge hit but Barnum is still risking a lot, considering that he has never heard her sing. She performs for a huge crowd, a song called, 'Never Enough', which is actually dubbed and is sung by Loren Allred, a major player in the Voice singing show in the US. The lyrics contains such lines as, 'You've set off a dream in me', linking to Barnum believing in her and taking her to the states. Before the show, Phillip asked Barnum whether he should put the rest of the circus in his box, but the answer was, 'No, it's too visible', already showing that he has moved on a little from them and maybe he is even a bit ashamed. During the song, we see them all standing at the back, been touched by the lyrics and the singing. Phillip grabs Anne's hand but as he is spotted by some high-end, white couples, he quickly lets go, upsetting her and she runs away. We even see the critic in the crowd enjoying. One thing noticed from the audience is by Charity, who spots how Barnum is looking at Jenny. At the after party, Charity's parents are invited and are introduced to their granddaughters for the first time. A scene is made and Charity storms out before Jenny toasts to Barnum. The rest of his troupe wants to join the party but they are refused entry, again maybe down to Barnum being embarrassed. Although they are downbeat at first, they decide to embrace themselves and let out the most iconic song from the movie, 'This is Me'. They storm through the crowds and through the protesters for their show, singing as they go, dancing and even Anne is aiming the lyrics at Phillip, who is watching from the office window. So far, we have gone from struggle, to elation, to new relationships opening up and now we are getting to some anger and breakdown in those relationships.
A few days pass and Barnum has left a ticket to the opera for Anne to visit, for her very first time. When she arrives, there are two tickets, and Phillip walks behind her, knowing that she wouldn't have gone if he invited her. As they walk up the stairs, his parents are walking down, with a face like they have just stepped in shit, or at least their son has. They aren't happy to see him with a black woman and Anne leaves upset, before Phillip confronts his parents and isn't embarrassed to chase Anne down. This leads to another song and instead of normal dancing, Anne is flying around on her trapeze ropes, as Phillip is trying to catch her, just as her his trying to capture her emotions. The lyrics indicate the problems with the race gap and how they may not be together, unless they fight for it. Being titled 'Rewrite the Stars', it indicates what they both may need to do. Meanwhile, Barnum has taken Jenny on a tour of the States. He has put in a lot of money, borrowing money with his house as collateral. She is a massive hit and we can see her building up an attraction to Barnum, whilst back home, Charity is struggling with the girls and her own emotions for missing the man of the house. Another song begins, entitled 'Tightrope', symbolising how she is walking a fine line, full of difficulty, inside her relationship. She feels that she has lost her husband in some way. At the end of the song, we are in Jenny's hotel room, where she and Barnum are celebrating their success and she makes a move for him, but is rejected. Fair play lad! She is clearly upset and refuses to carry on with the tour. Barnum claims that he will be destroyed if she quits and she accepts to do the rest of the shows. On stage, we can see her struggling, with tears running down her face. As the show comes to a close, Barnum walks on as usual and this time she grabs him and kisses him in front of the press, quitting the tour straight after. Bitch.
More protestors have made themselves inside the circus now and a fight leads to them starting a fire inside, just as Barnum makes it back into town. He hears of it and runs over, just in time for the whole building to be engulfed. Phillip runs back inside when he sees that Anne hasn't made it out, but she comes running from the side door, just as Phillip re-enters. This leaves Barnum needing to go in and get his new friend. The building collapses with both inside, but Barnum makes it out with Phillip in his arms. Phillip is taken to hospital and Barnum simply sits outside the remains of what is left of his job. The main critic comes to sit by him, claiming that the police have found the protestors that started the fire. He even claims that the circus was a good thing, a 'celebration of humanity'. He then brings the bad news. The newspaper has a drawing of Jenny and Barnum kissing and he instantly knows that Charity will have seen this so he runs home. He gets home to find that she has packed her bags and is off home. Finally, what her father said all those years ago, has come true. She is moving out because they bank have evicted them, but she is also unhappy about the newspaper. She knows that he isn't in love with Jenny but also knows that he is actually only in love with himself and success. He makes it to the bar that we have already seen as a location for his song with Phillip. The troupe have followed him and are sick of him wallowing in self-pity. Lettie, the bird with the beard, tells him that he is the only one who seen them for more than freaks and gave them a proper family. Barnum is back encouraged and begins the lyrics to a song entitled, 'From Now On', which details his career but also the main reason he done it, to give his family what they had dreamed of. They are all dancing around the pub before he leaves, to chase down Charity and making it to her father's. He apologises to her for chasing nothing but fame and she replies with the fact that all she ever wanted was the man that she fell for, all those years ago. As the lyrics to the song begin again, this time they are slower and being sung by Anne, who is buy Phillip's bedside as he wakes.
Back at the rumble, the troupe are sitting around, digging through, as Phillip returns and offers to go in with Barnum to start it all again. He has been paid monthly and saved all of it, instead of squandering, but this time he wants to go 50/50 partners. They decide not to build the circus building back up, but instead rent room for a massive tent, that a circus is now synonymous for. Audiences flock from far and wide to see the show once more. The song from the beginning has now become a reality and 'The Greatest Show' is sung once more. Midway through, Barnum hands his hat and cane over to Phillip, making him the ringmaster, mainly because he wants to see his girls grow up. The song carries on with Phillip singing the main part and ending with him embracing Anne in his arms. Barnum has ridden an elephant to meet his family outside the ballet school, where he sits to watch his daughters perform, one as a dancer and the youngest as a tree. The lyrics to the song are finished in his whispers, as 'everything you ever want, everything you ever need, is right in front of you,' this time doesn't mean to be sung to the crowd viewing his show, but are maybe an acknowledgment to himself, that all he ever needed was his family. 
This movie gave me enjoyment on a number of levels. It had a great storyline, every song was catchy in their own way and even the choreography gave a whole new step for my viewing experience. I'm not one to be running to the cinema when a musical is announced but I have been back for a second bite of the cherry with this film, with a third viewing planned before it leaves the cinemas altogether. It gets full marks for me, even if people are complaining that it is too far from the real story. It didn't show how is was actually exploiting this people, the fact that Phillip and Anne not being based on real people can easily be over looked and the main one for me would be the fact that Jenny and Barnum had no affair of any sort, she only quit from being over worked. As for the rest of the movie, I'm easily pleased when it comes to this and I've listened to the soundtrack numerous times since watching the movie. The cast was really good, with Jackman as a lead, but also leading his idea for this movie, Efron has been someone I've never seen perform this kind of movie, but he impressed. Everyone else brought their character alive also and I'm not too sure that there was a thing that I didn't enjoy about the whole experience. The main idea would be, that although you may be different, in any or many ways, to the people around you, you are nothing but unique, in a good way. You have the ability to live a normal life, no matter what anyone's opinions, so take it on yourself to seize the day and be happy. 

Friday, 19 January 2018

I did not hit her. I did not. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark. (The Disaster Artist 2017)




162.
The Disaster Artist
  
 
 
 
8/10
 
 
This movie is based around the real-life events of two men named, Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. Greg wrote a book about the events, which we are about to witness in this movie. The plot centre around these two men trying to make it in Los Angeles as actors, until Tommy decides to make his own movie and star in it, alongside Greg. His film, The Room, would come out in 2003 and be one of the biggest flops in cinema history. That is until a cult following and the rumours circling around this movie, would lead people to research and watch The Room, so that they knew what they were letting themselves in for. I still haven't seen The Room, but hopefully after seeing this, I will have a much better understanding of what went on. Fingers crossed that this isn't as much of a disaster.
This movie is going to be quite a hard one to review and maybe even my shortest review yet. This isn't a bad thing, but because it's a kind of behind the scenes, reconstruction of what was happening, there is no real need to go too much into depth. James Franco plays Tommy, as his real-life brother, Dave Franco, plays Greg.  The film begins in 1996 when Greg is in a drama class, but is too nervous to act. He sees Tommy, playing his way through a scene without a care in the world, before walking off home. He follows him to stop him, asking to do a scene together because he knows he can learn from him and we instantly see that this Tommy guy is a little weird. Not long after, have the two become really close friends and Tommy suggests that they both move to LA in order to pursue acting careers.
Once they arrive there, it's safe to say that Greg is a lot more successful, mainly down to the fact that he actually has talent. He even finds himself a girl, which instantly has bad effect on Tommy. He believes that Greg owes him more for giving him this chance. Mainly down to jealousy on all fronts, Tommy starts to get snippy. If no one will employ Tommy, he will take matters into his own hands, writing his own screenplay, where he offers Greg a role, along with an associate producer credit. Tommy, who somehow has a bottomless pit of money, insists on buying all of the filming equipment, rather than simply renting it. He also employs a team to work with during filming. Everything starts smoothly, but we soon realise that Tommy is extremely hard to work with. Turning up late, not sorting basic things out, such as water, for the crew, embarrasses the actress that he stars in a sex scene with ad although he has given himself the leading role, he keeps forgetting his own lines. He even has a guy going around, filming the behind the scenes moments, which he watches back and realises that many of the people aren't supporting his vision, not even Greg.
Away from the set, Greg and his girlfriend Amber, bump into Bryan Cranston, who invites Greg to be a small part in Malcolm in the Middle. He needs him and the beard he has grown for a part as a lumberjack and when Tommy finds out about this, he isn't too happy and even asks him to shave his beard off for the new scenes that they are doing. This actually didn't happen in real life. There was no offer from Cranston but instead the beard was something that Greg wanted to keep, thinking of it as his new identity. He was made to shave it though and claimed that Tommy was selfish during their friendship, even questioning him face to face about his real age and origins.
Six months later and Greg is now single again. Tommy invites him to the premiere of their movie, to which to their surprise, the whole cast and crew are there too. The cinema is pretty full and at first the audience reacts with horror, which soon turns to laughter, causing Tommy to leave. Greg chases him, telling him that they laughter is a success in his eyes, turning the reaction on its head. He re-enters the screening, ready to take credit for his 'comedic' performance, to which he receives a standing ovation. The movie ends with side by side scenes from the movie The Room and this remake of the scenes, showing how remarkably close, Franco's adaption was to the real thing.
This was a great movie to watch for a mixture of reasons. It may be hard to believe that there is such a guy as Tommy, but after seeing him on numerous TV slots, even simply standing there as Franco got his Golden Globe, you can see that this guy is away with the fairies. For James Franco to get the seal of approval from him, he must have been doing something right. It was full of comedy, which at times, it's hard to distinguish whether it was real events, or something that was fabricated for this movie. It's quite a weird experience to watch a movie about a movie being made and knowing that this will be a lot more successful only adds to its novelty. I recently found out that they are planning on giving The Room a run in cinemas once more, by popular demand. It is far from a mockery of a man, but more of a celebration of a different style of being. Still to this day, no one knows Tommy's age, origin or where he got his fortune.

Thursday, 18 January 2018

Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry (Jumaji: Welcome to the jungle 2017)




161.
Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle
  
 
 
 
8.5/10

A revisit to a childhood classic and I have all fingers, toes, legs, arms and anything else crossed, in the effort that this doesn't ruin the original for me. From the trailer, it looks like people, along with the audience, are sucked into the game, rather than the game escaping into the real world. The cast seems a great ensemble, with Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan and Jack Black teaming up to win the game. 22 years on from the original, special effects and cinematography has come on leaps and bounds so the chances with this film are endless. Is this movie going to be the King of the Jungle, or just another mosquito to be swatted away?
The film begins on a beach in 1996, where the board game has finally washed up onto a beach. Alex Vreeke receives the board game from his brother who finds it, but isn't too interested in it with the emergence of video games. Overnight, somehow, the game transforms into a video game cartridge and when Alex plays it, he is transported with a bright, green light, into the game. I have no idea how it transformed but let's give it the benefit of the doubt. Another 20 years later and we are introduced to 4 characters. A nerdy guy, struggling to find time with his homework and playing computer games, called Spencer, Anthony 'Fridge' Johnson, who is a college footballer, has been having Spencer do his homework for him. The next would be Bethany Walker, who is the popular girl, who loves to take selfies and be on Instagram, even using her mobile during class and finally we have Martha, who is a bit of an outcast, who disrespects her gym teacher when she doesn't want to take part. For all these reasons, they are sent to detention together, to pull staples from magazines. Fridge finds a computer with the game Jumanji, still inside and they finally all agree to play it, before one by one, being sucked into the game with a  fit of screams. They each fall from the sky and have changed into their avatars, which they had selected. Spencer is no a muscular, fearless explorer in the shape of Dr. Smolder Bravestone, who is played by Dwayne Johnson. Fridge has become a zoologist, named Franklin 'Mouse' Finbar, who he selected after he read it wrongly, thinking it was Moose. He is tiny and has a massive back pack constantly strapped to him. Martha, the awkward girl, has turned into a smoking hottie, who is a martial arts expert and named Ruby Roundhouse. Finally, we have Bethany, who has turned into Shelly, which was short of Sheldon, a professor, who not only is male, but overweight too. They have pretty much all turned into the opposite of what they were outside of the game. Bethany is instantly eaten by a hippo and dies, re-emerging from the sky and has lost a life, which the three lives are shown with a tattoo on their forearms. They soon realise that losing these three lives, could mean death in the game and no return home. They even discover what their strengths and weaknesses are in gameplay.
Once running through the jungle, a jeep pulls up, being driven by Nigel, an NPC, who sends them on their main quest. We, are the group of four, are sent into a flash back to build up the storyline on what has happened so far, within the jungle. Van Pelt has stolen a jewel, which has driven a curse across Jumanji. With this jewel, Van Pelt can control all animals in the jungle and the players must return the jewel to the top of the Jaguar statue and call out 'Jumanji'. Along the way, they begin to lose lives through different missions and make their way to a market place, where they must work together in order to obtain a clue from inside a snake's basket. The snake escapes and heads straight for Martha, whose weakness is venom, but it caught around the neck by Spencer, and defanged by Fridge, with nearly everyone working together. This also gives Martha a bit of a shine towards Spencer. They are soon set upon by Van Pelt's men and are cornered, to which Spencer takes action and pretty much takes out an army with hand combat, until Van Pelt turns up and the gang are saved by a fifth player, under the avatar, Jefferson 'Seaplane' McDonough. He is played by Nick Jonas and we takes them to a tree house for safety. Bethany instantly falls for him but this is funnier because she still hasn't gotten to grips with being a male. He explains that the house has been built by an Alan Parrish, which is another nod to the original. He tells them that he cannot get through the next part and only has one life left. He has been trying for months to get through and complete the game. The clue from earlier, was that the gang would find their missing piece in the marketplace and it looks like they have. They need this fifth member in order to complete the team. They head to the vehicle depot and Martha needs to take action to distract the guards, so that they others can sneak past and cut through the fence and get in. Bethany teaches her how to flirt and be a girl in certain aspects but seeing Jack Black do this, simply adds to the humour. During this time, the boys have a chat and Alex may think that he has only been in the game for a couple of months but it has actually been 22 years. Martha ends up still acting awkward and instead, uses he dance fighting to defeat the guards, all to the tune of Peter Frampton's Baby I love your way. They get into a helicopter and head over a canyon, but not without some trouble as the aircraft fails to rise properly and a rhino stampede chase them down. Spencer, finally reattaches the blades to the throttle and they rise out of the canyon but Fridge drops the jewel, only to be sacrificed to get it back. They end up completing the level, but Alex gets bitten by a mosquito, his one weakness and starts to lose his last life. That's before Bethany gives him CPR, transferring one of her lives to Alex. Once that is done, the team head to the statue and onto the final level.
They find themselves at the long walk to the statue, which is guards by jaguars and other enemies, all controlled by Van Pelt. Using their teamwork and resources, they distract all that they can, whilst Spencer tries to get to the statue. but at the base, Van Pelt has Bethany at gun point, demanding that Spencer hands over the jewel, only for him to reveal that he actually doesn't have it. In storms Fridge, on the back of an elephant, claiming how much he loves zoology, waving the jewel aloft. Van Pelt shoots and the elephant bolts, throwing Fridge one way and the jewel the other. It lands in a pit of snakes, where Martha decides to enter to retrieve it. She tells Spencer to get to the top of the statue and she will get the jewel to him. Van Pelt stands all of the snakes up, ready to attack and kill Martha with their venom. Instead, she takes the next step, literally, as she stands on one, to kill herself. Resetting from the sky and flying downwards, as Spencer heads upwards, they meet at the head of the Jaguar, he gets the jewel and they all call out the name. This kills Van Pelt and clearly ends the curse, as a wave of colour covers the jungle. They each return home, one by one, better for their experience. They realise that Alex did not return with them and they head to his old house, only to find it looks better than ever before. His father is a grumpy old man and instead, the whole family are getting ready for Xmas. Alex got reset to his own time and is now older, married and has children, one named Bethany, after the girl who saved his life. The gang have all now become close friends and Martha and Spencer even start dating. As they stand outside the school, they once again hear those drums. They end up destroying the game in a back ally, to prevent anybody playing it again.
If I was to discuss the character and their development, I'm not too sure that I would anything bad to mention. Each character changed into the complete opposite avatar once they entered the game and this added a lot to the humour. They didn't know how to react and there was a lot of coming to terms with what their abilities where. By the end, they had all gained a new form of confidence to return to. Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart's onscreen 'bromance' is always a plus for a movie. I enjoyed Central Intelligence for the exact same reason and this one was no different. The banter between the two and ability to play different kinds of roles, such a Johnson playing a geeky, fearful kid, was very impressive. The other delight for this, would be, Jack Black playing a spoilt, attention seeking girl, who cannot live without her phone and this role seemed to come naturally for him.
This movie, thankfully, came nowhere near spoiling the original for me and if anything, brought back the memories. It was a clever idea to send the players into the game instead, although the change from a board game to a game cartridge was a little weird, without any proper explanation. It was good to see a group, which was made up of four completely different styles of characters, which gave the opportunity for any the audience to relate with at least one of them. It was interesting to see that they changed Van Pelt from the first, in which he was a hunter, to someone who was linked to the main character and portrayed as the villain in this picture. With the humour, storyline and casting, everything fell together really well, even with nothing but stereotypes. This has the potential to carry on being a laugh out loud, family comedy, that doesn't need you to have seen the original to be able to appreciate it.      
 

Tuesday, 16 January 2018

I have to make decisions like what's best for the family (Suburbicon 2017)




160.
Suburbicon
 
 
 
 
 3/10
 
 
 
George Clooney is having another go at directing a film. Once again, he decides to work with Matt Damon and brings some others to the party in the form of Julianne Moore and Oscar Isaac. From the trailer, the film seemed to be about murder, stealing and is set in the 50's period of America. It seemed a little weird at times, with a scene of some of the community standing about like robots and high-pitched music to unsettle you, as a horror film would. Let's delve into the movie and find out if it could be the 'real deal' or just another con.
The film opens with a storybook type graphic, telling us about the quaint town of Suburbicon. It states how other people from the country have moved to the town in order for an idyllic lifestyle and the last graphic, we can see is a real picture still, which we zoom into and begins the movie for us. The mailman is doing his normal deliveries, saying hello to all of the residents, as he comes across a new family moving in. He trots up to an African-American woman and asks to speak to Mrs Mayers, to which she replies, is herself. His friendly manner, awkwardly drops, as he backs away slowly, even forgetting to hand over the mail until prompted. The other residents then all act in horror, standing around staring, as we seen in the trailer. They are devastated that their new neighbours are black. A town meeting is held with plenty of angry white men, demanding that this family be removed from their town. This leads to a petition being held over moving them out.
Back to normality, as such, we are in the Lodge household, where Rose and her twin sister Margaret are in the garden and we find out that their next-door neighbours are the Mayers. Both of these females are being played by Julianne Moore, obviously with the fact that they are twins. Rose tells her son to go and play with the Mayers son and reluctantly he heads over to play catch. That night, Nicky's old man walks into his room, whispering for his son to get up because there are men in the house. There is no light but we know that Matt Damon is playing the father, Gardener. He takes his son downstairs during the robbery and we see one of the men, Sloan, sitting in a wheelchair which belongs to Rose. They are all being kept hostage and demand that Gardener pours them drinks, before tying them to chairs around the dinner table and smothering them with rags of chloroform.
Nicky wakes up in a hospital bed, seeing his father and aunt talking to a doctor, before looking to his right and seeing his mother in a bad way in the bed next to him. She has been overdosed with chloroform and it isn't looking too good. We instantly cut to Rose's funeral and the brother of the two women is comforting Nicky with some money, telling him that he will always be there, even as an extra Dad. People around the town and in Gardener's work offer their condolences to the family, everywhere they go. All whilst quietly accusing them of some sort of involvement. Nicky has started to set up precautions, to avoid another intrusion. He sets up some bars in his room, to lock his door a bit better. One day, he gets in from school and hears what he thinks is his auntie screaming in horror and is instantly thrown back into terror. He grabs a knife and makes his way down to the basement, where he ends up finding his father has her bent over a table, spanking her with a table tennis bat. Margaret has now cut her hair and dyed it, the same way that Rose had hers. Back at his work, Gardener is contacted by a police captain, who wants him to identify the robbers in a line up. On arrival, he notices Margaret and she has brought his son, which he isn't too happy about. Nicky stays outside as the two enter the room to pick out the men and as we look at the line-up, we can see that Gardener is standing in front of the end two, which we can instantly work out will be the two robbers. Nicky has snuck inside, just in time to see the two men and his father tell the policeman that none of the men are the ones that robbed him. Nicky is shocked and the audience now knows that there is some sort of foul play. The guard mistakenly flicks the light switched on and the line-up can see into the room. The two men see Nicky and he yelps, as his father and aunt turn around to notice him too.
At home, Nicky is having a bath and is interrupted by Gardener. Nicky asks why his father didn't identify the men when he had the chance. Gardener dodges the question and simply replies with how complicated the events are. Gardener is a really awkward character and is clearly getting nervous by everything that is happening. All around the town, the families are showing increased hatred for the Mayers. A crowd is growing and growing around their house, banging drums, building fences and even at the supermarket, a manager refuses to serve the female of the house unless he raises every item by $20. The two robbers confront Gardener at his work and Sloan, the biggest one, smacks him about a bit, warning him to get rid of his son, or they will do it for him. They are also demanding money that was supposed to be returned after Rose has been killed. The Captain of the Police is over the next day, wondering about the cuts and bruises but mainly to tell him that a mob member had been found dead. After going through his books, he found Gardener's surname written down, owing money to the mob. But he also mentions that there is also a hotel, with the same name, Garden Lodge, which he could be confusing it with, but time will tell.
Back home, Margaret is visited by Oscar Isaac's character, a sleazy insurance salesman, who is there to discuss the claim against Rose's death. Bud Cooper smooth talks the woman, before stating his intent as to why he is there. He knows something fishy is going on and that he will get to the bottom of it all. She kicks him out of the house, as he tries to pressurize her for answers. This character is finally one that brings a bit of humour to the movie and gets you back to enjoyment in a way. On the street, we see a bus pull up and the driver is the second robber, the thinner one and soon he is in the locker room of the bus depot as he is approached by Sloan, who is also a driver. These two seem to be having a few side jobs of rustling up some people and are drivers permanently. They are discussing a new job, one that they need to do to protect their name and that's to kill Nicky. Gardener, clearly isn't getting the job done, so they need to take the next step. At the Mayer's household, the gathering crowd has now turned into a riot and the police have had to take action as the family's car is destroyed and the windows are being smashed. The Mayer's have barricaded themselves inside, with the hope that it will all blow over. One person has even planted a confederate flag onto a smashed window. Cooper has turned back up at the Lodge's place, now that Gardener is home and quickly states that he knows what is going on. He won't report the insurance fraud but only if he gets all of the money for himself. Margaret nervously brings Cooper a cup of something and he instantly starts choking, clawing at his neck as his face goes red, along with his eyes. He makes a break for the door and makes it onto the street, before Gardener comes from behind and plants a fire poker into his neck. Cleary the guy was poisoned and now they have more blood on their hands. Louis and Sloan, the gangsters, are in a car watching all of this and witnessing Gardener putting Cooper into the boot of his own car and driving away. Louis has gotten out of his car and is heading for the house, as Sloan follows Gardener.
Nicky has also witnessed this and begins to all his uncle Mitch but is cut mid conversation as his aunt unplugs the phone line. The boy locks himself in his room as the scene cuts to Margaret making and sandwich and drink for him but adding plenty of crushed pills to kill the boy. He refuses it all though and stays in his room, as Louis sneaks up behind Margaret and strangles her to death, before carrying her to her room and dumping her on her bed. He makes his way to Nicky's room and smashes the door down, finding him hiding under his bed. We know what's coming next, as another set of shoes are seen, before a scuffle on the bed and gun shots. A pair of feet step down from the bed and move it away a little, putting a hand out to usher Nicky to safety. Mitch has turned up and he guides Nicky to hide in a closet, he's covered in blood and I can tell it isn't all ok. We don't see anything but his front until Nicky is hidden away and then we see the extent of the fight and Mitch has been stabbed. He sits in Nicky's chair and soon dies. We get back to Gardener, who put's Cooper's body in the front seat of his car and burns it, after taking a small, child's bike out of the boot, which he intends to ride home. As he is riding, Sloan drives up alongside to taunt him and is soon taken out, head-on, by a fire truck, which would surely be heading to Cooper's car fire. The wreckage leaves a trail of fuel, which quickly burns the stranded Sloan alive. On his arrival home, Gardener is looking everywhere for Nicky, after discovering the other bodies and we can see the closet door handle has Mitch's blood on it, but did Gardener see it? He begins to walk back downstairs but notices it too and finds his son pointing a gun at him. He quickly disarms him and sits his son at the kitchen table, where we also notice the drink and sandwich still sit. It's so obvious that Gardener will eat and drink the pills that I may as well walk out of the cinema now and save 15 minutes of my life. He calmly tells Nicky about escaping to Aruba together or be killed and his father leave alone, all the time whilst eating and drinking himself to death. The scene cuts and it's morning, Gardener is lying face down on the table, whilst the Mayer's with the help of some of the community, are cleaning the mess round their house. The interviewed racists blame this family for the chaos that happened that night, as Nicky acts no differently and goes back out to play catch with Andrew, the Mayers' son.
   The film reminded me of the game Fallout, with its style and grace and that's about it for the good points. It seemed to me like it never really got going. Unfortunately, I ended up seeing this movie twice and it was just as bad the second time. The main storyline was interrupted by a racism and mob story that went absolutely nowhere and seemed to be just a filler for the poor, main story. If I could summarise, it would be a murder mystery, but it never kept you guessing, it was just weirdly, cut, acted and executed. With some of the cast and behind the camera names, this was oozing with people who have been credited their whole life but this was a total fail. It gives me a reason to never want to see anything from Clooney again and this was me giving him more chances after ruining Batman. The one main saving grace was Oscar Isaac and his style within the movie, which did bring a chuckle but that about it. This confused movie left me knowing one thing, I won't get those wasted hours back!