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Early Man
6.5/10
Nick Park has made his way back onto out screens after years of success from Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run. This time, we are set in the Prehistoric ages and from the trailer we can guess exactly where this story is headed. A small tribe, stuck in the Stone Age, are about to be set upon by a Bronze Age city. A football match will decide who wins this, because who wants a massive army being killed in a children's movie. The cast for this are pretty high end, with Tom Hiddleston as the main villain, Eddie Redmayne as our main character and Maisie Williams, fresh from some success as Arya Stark, as the main female. Chucked together with plenty of side characters, let's see if this can evolve into a good movie.
The movie begins with a quick explanation of how this tribe's valley was created by a massive asteroid, covering the cavemen that lived in the area, until they dust themselves off and find, the now small asteroid, which it too hot to touch. They start playing 'hot potato' with it, until one kicks it. Once it has cooled down, they realise how fun it is, soon adding goal posts and rules, leading to the invention of the game of football. Flying through the decades, the tribe still live in the area, with the crater being the only fertile land in the surrounding area. Dug, played by Redmayne, is a young caveman, who hears in mammoth nearby. He heads to wake everyone up and we are introduced to the rest of the tribe, who are far from a decent bunch and even their chief doesn't fancy them against a mammoth, so they stick to rabbits for now. Dug tries to convince him that the tribe are capable of more, which leads the chief into taking Dug to a hidden cave, where paintings show their tribe enjoying football, but these days, they are completely forgotten about the game. The chief thinks that these paintings are of the tribe chasing small prey, not a ball and that's what they should stick too. Once they catch it, they celebrate around a fire that night, until something begins to interrupt them. There is a sound of heavy footprints and as the tribe hide, a mammoth covered in armour reveals himself from the trees. He is soon followed by two others coated in bronze, the two 'drivers' don't seem to care about the cavemen running about. The tribe tries to escape in time but Hognub, Dug's pet boar is barking at these intruders and he heads back to rescue him. As the chief heads back for the two, he sees a huge tree fall in their area and assumes that Dug, along with his pet, are killed.
Once Dug re-emerges from the fallen branches, he sees a pompous leader, descending down from a mammoth. Lord Nooth, played by Tom Hiddlestone, is the governor of the nearby Bronze City. He points out the bronze ore within the stones at his feet and instructs his men to start the digging. When he is asked about the natives, he simply answers that the stone age is over and they will soon die out. As Dug hears this and obviously becomes wound up, he grabs a spear and flies from the trees in attack, being taken out by a wrecking ball and landing, unconscious, in a wooden cart. Hognub returns to the tribe, mourning his fallen friend, as the tribe try to make do in the Badlands. We can see the way that this story is going pretty early. They are going to try and win their land back and use football as the means for competition. Dug meanwhile, is carted back to the city, where he wakes, pretty much in shock at everything new to him. So many people, buildings, bronze and no grass in sight, yet. The place is perched high, above a pit of lava and Dug disguises himself with a blanket and does his best to fit in. People are selling their wares on stalls, with little jokes such as someone buying sliced bread, which is new to them, as the character tries to use the saying, ' the best thing since... well ever', knowing that we use sliced bread as the end of the sentence. He comes upon a bronze stall, where a girl named Goona, played by Maisie Williams, shouts at him for touching her wares. He soon follows the ground that are being led by a loud horn and he finds the hollow turf. He is led into a stadium, where he didn't pay to enter, which turns into a chase as the guards are after him. he ends up in a shower room and steals someone's clothes as a disguise, before trying to retreat and being grabbed by others in the same kit. He's led onto the pitch as a team mate and stuck between the sticks. He is obviously seen as an intruder once the play starts and is exposed by the real goalie. Nooth is angered by a caveman in his sacred turf and wants him killed, slowly, which ends up with the stupid guards leading him away in slow motion, which is not what he meant. Dug steals a spear and sticks it throw the football, declaring that Nooth's men should leave his land alone. He challenges him to a football game for the right to have his home back. Nooth realises that he can make more money through the match and accepts, but only with one condition and that's if Dug's team loses, they would have to work in his mines. Dug is granted one football to train with and heads back to his tribe, who are overwhelmed to see him. He tells them of the bargain and soon their smiles fade, as they don't even know what football is.
Dug shows them the paintings and people soon get on board, but the chief doesn't and with good cause, the tribe are shit. One attacks a giant duck, which steps on their only ball and the chief wants the game called off, knowing that they don't stand a chance. Dug even thinks about it, before looking down on his home and he can't imagine not seeing it again, so he decides to sneak back to the city and steal some more balls. There, he ends up seeing someone playing on the pitch at night and they are pretty decent. It's that bird from earlier, Goona. Her dream was to play for Real Bronzo, but now her chance has come and gone as Nooth wants only male players. Dug tries to make a deal, that if she helps the tribe train, she can play on their side. They steal the balls, just as the guards make their way to them and chase them out of the city. Meanwhile, the Queen has gotten in touch with Nooth, declaring this match as a terrible idea. she threatens him with his job if they lose but the only thing he cares about is the loss of revenue. Dug introduces Goona to his tribe, who sets her sights on making this tribe a team. She explains that if they are a team, they will have the upper hand, as Real Bronzo see themselves as individuals. They need to get this team to turn on each other and they may stand a chance. The train intensifies and they even use the surrounding area as best they can. Nooth's miners finally find the hidden cave and the paintings shake Nooth's confidence. He even gets another dressing down from the Queen but as he looks more into the cave, he finds something that he can use against Dug, to call off the match. He gets his men to kidnap him and bring him underground. The further paintings show that the tribe gave up playing, mainly because other tribes were learning the game and constantly beating them. I know that feeling mate. He whispers one more deal for him and his tribe, before leaving Dug down in the mine to think it over. All this little caveman can think about, is his tribe being whipped and enslaved. He decides that he cannot risk his tribe's freedom, so heads to accept Nooth's offer. His pet runs to get the chief, brings him to the new paintings and he then realises what Dug is about to do.
In the arena, the crowds are overflowing to see the match. Nooth is charging double for entry, which people hate, but he is loving. The Queen has even arrived, sitting in Nooth's throne and making him stand for the match. Nooth, is fairly confident that he has gotten in Dug's head and the deal will be struck. Dug turns up and tries to forfeit and offer his solo service to the mines and everyone is disappointed, even more so when they are told that there are no refunds. Suddenly, there is a loud roar as that huge duck shows up, bringing the tribe in, who are refusing to back down. The Chief is fully on board and is leading the charge in goals. Dug is given a new lease of life and takes back his surrender and on we go. The Brutes take the lead and Bronzo equalise and with a captain's call, Dug demands his team rise to the occasion. Goona even scores and the team lead once again. The crowd are starting to turn and recognising this female player as their own, they begin to cheer. Once Nooth finds out that it is a girl, he goes to argue the fact, before noticing that the Queen hates him discrimination and instead threatens his own team with death. Real Bronzo have started to turn on each other, but continue playing, before Nooth decides enough is enough and makes an excuse to head down onto the pitch and knocks out the ref, putting himself in his place. This then leads to dodgy decisions and the Bronzo lot kicking the shit out of the cavemen. Even the crowd are disgusted, along with the Queen. A last-minute penalty is given, to the outrage of everyone except the ref and Real Bronzo. Chief gets injured and is carried off and Hognub is put in goals, saving the penalty, to the delight of everyone, even the Queen. The team break and Dug scores the winner and once the match is over, the teams even shake hands, with the Bronzo team declaring that they had a tough match. The Queen declares that the cavemen have reminded everyone what the sport is about. Nooth sets his sights on the chest of money, just before making a break for it, but is upended by the Duck and arrested by the Queen's men. She presents the team with the trophy and the orders them to leave the arena and return home.
A while after, a new painting has taken place in the cave and it's of the victory. Goona has decided to live with the tribe, bringing with her some bronze to use as hunting tools. They head after a shadow, that looks like a mammoth, but leg it when it roars and it turns out to be the rabbit at the beginning, which had escaped during the commotion. As the film draws to a close and the credits roll up, we even see that the Real Bronzo team have befriended our cavemen and join them in the celebrations that follow a successful hunt.
You have to go into this movie knowing that its main audience will be youngsters but at the same time, if you're a football fan, there is also some hidden ideas. It is a good feature film for any lovers of this kind of stop-motion animation and getting some many talented actors on board, only emphasised how serious this lot were about making this movie. It had a decent, but maybe a bit too predictable storyline. The humour does come think and fast at times, point out jokes that, due to the timeline, wouldn't even make sense for the characters but do for the viewers. They were also simple enough for the younger viewers to understand them too. The kids can be enthralled with their viewing and the idea that you should never give up something worth fighting for but when it comes to sports fans, there could be an underlining meaning towards the end. As the Queen mentions that the match had reminded everyone what the sport is about, it can be linked with real life. The Real Bronzo team seem to be most high paid players these days, only caring for their own image at times and that is why the fans love the story of the underdog. Overall, this movie was no Chicken Run by any means, but it was still pretty enjoyable.