Thursday, 5 December 2019

We're a family now. A family with money! (Hustlers 2019)




245.
Hustlers
 
 
7.5/10
 
After some decent success with Widows, I was ready to give Hustlers a chance. Who doesn't wanna see JLo swinging around a pole in her unmentionables? This time, the crime is based on a true story and a news article that is actually incorporated into the movie. The trailer is pretty handy with telling us exactly what story we are looking at. Some exotic dancers fancy a bit of extra money and who else to earn it from than Wall Street. Turning the tables on them may not be legal, but they don't care.
The events were really really good. The story is told through an interview with a journalist, who is played by Julia Stiles, one of the only people I recognise in the movie. Constance Wu plays our lead, Destiny, who is looking for an easy fix to pay for her Grandmother and herself to live. The Journo is after all the inside gossip and knows that Destiny is the one to spill the beans, in time. JLo plays the main dancer at the club, the ones the rich men come to see and the one who comes up with the idea of taking all they can get. Her name is Romana and the plans go a little like this. They bring the men into the club, they get them pissed and then use their cards to charge a crazy amount for the services at the club.


 The men will keep quiet about it, mainly because they don't wanna show their wives where they have been. This all works for a while until some men catch on and don't repeat their custom. Onto the next plan, they head off to some high-end bars, meet some rich men and repeat it all. This becomes massive and after spending galore for years, Destiny leaves to have a kid with her guy, who then split up and she is left short of cash once more. The crash at Wall Street meant that no-one came into the club anymore and the girls were back onto their book of clients.
Shit starts to hit the fan when a guy loses his wife, who walks out on him and their special-needs child, he loses his house and with it being a corporate card, he also loses his job. He pleads to have his money back but Romana laughs it all off. Destiny knows this was the final strike for her. Problem was, this guy recorded the conversation and takes it to the police. Time for a montage of them all getting arrested.


Destiny is pressured into revealing all to the police otherwise her daughter is gone. She takes the deal and has to reveal that to Romana, who doesn't exactly take it well. She is more disappointed, knowing that their mother-daughter like relationship is at an end. Once the article hits the headlines, Destiny calls the interviewer, simply to find out what truths Romana actually said about her. She reveals that Romana still carries around a picture of Destiny in her wallet, like a proud mother and that she should really reach out to her. The movie finally draws to a close with some text, explaining exactly which dancer got sentenced with for their crimes.
Very interesting story of some sneaky bitches, that for sure. It definitely defines how dangerous and corrupt the seedy underworld really is. I'm sure many have a story of how they were made to buy a drink for a dancer one time and spent a bomb doing so but this is off-planet compared to those. I have no idea if anything was changed, as I have not read the article but surely, they couldn't have deferred from it too much. Seeing was sometimes believing in this instance and you were left wondering if they actually would get caught or where was the point that one would stop. As soon as that moment came, you knew the movie was drawing to a close. We had some flashbacks as the main story and with a beginning, ending and important parts throughout, we were thrust into present-day during the interview. Each time was quite significant as you could see Destiny express different emotions, depending on which part of the story she was explaining.


Moving onto the cast and it would be an understatement to say there was a mixture of talent and talentless. Constance Wu was great. I haven't a bad word to say about her as a lead in this, apart from the state on her fringe, but I'm not in any place to judge on hair. JLo also gave a good account for herself, considering the only other thing I have seen her in is Anaconda. Then we can move on to Cardi B. Her music is bad enough but to put her in here and making the audience listen to her speaking voice was very harsh on us. Halfway through the movie, I was wondering where I had seen a fella's face before. Just a random guy who fell for the dancers and it was Buzz! Not Lightyear but Buzz from Home Alone. The rest of the girls could have been expendable, just as the characters whereas the movie went on.
On the drive home, I looked into the true events, the pictures of the real-life criminals, just to have a look at how they compare. I have to say, I bet the woman who had JLo playing her was all sorts of happy. There were times in the movie that I got some enjoyment from, other than the dancing. The scene with Usher, strolling in, smashing so much money on the table and finding out that this actually happened, makes that scene even better! This movie had the tunes, it had the story and the execution to make this a decent watch for a crime movie from the criminal's point of view. What I can say though is that we are still waiting for a Female cast for a Magic Mike style story. We had some dancing but this movie wasn't about that, it was all about showing the women in charge.




You don't read the book. It reads you (Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 2019)




244.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

6/10
 
Another horror that brings a group of youngsters to our screen once again and there's a major chance that we will never see them in a meaningly leading role again. I'm such a downer but usually, it's true, especially when a movie looks like it could be terrible. From the trailer that I saw, the movie actually looked interesting. There were a few creatures on monsters in this movie that got me intrigued down to the fact that the usual villain wasn't terrorising these kids. The movie is based on a children's book so how scary can it actually be?
The movie is set in the '60s as a group of friends run from a bully and end up in an abandoned house and find a secret room that holds some books. One of the books is taken by a horror enthusiast as it has the potential to be a good read. The house was owned by the Bellows' family and they used to have a decent standing within the community. Our characters end up being part of the story and one by one they start disappearing in grisly ways. Each one is getting written into the book at the time of it all happening aswell. As they are being read, the remaining characters are trying to think of ways to save the others but they were always a little turn late. They end up working it out and taking it back to the hidden room that they found the book in. The book was written by one fo the abused Bellows children and her ghost is going to be ending this. The horror lover wants to help her tell her story of abuse so agrees to write about it if the ghost stops the killings. Game over. And now it's time to find a way to bring their friends back from their own deaths.


OK, where do we start? If you just want a random horror movie that doesn't follow the normal convention of the horrors then you may have found one. It had a quite interesting concept to follow by as the stories within the book took people's lives in the way they were written. It may well have been a silly concept but it also felt refreshing at the same time, rather than just some masked guy with a knife chasing down some teens. The end did lead the way for some sort of sequel and I'm unsure whether there is another book but in truth, this was far from a strong opening that would fill a studio that a sequel would be a money-spinner.


The cast was alright at best. I recognised one from the movie Fist Fight with Charlie Day and even in that, he was not a pivotal role in any way. The best characters for me were definitely the monsters and creeps. Each one really did have their own characteristics and scariness about them. The CGI did look a bit outdated and stretched to make the desired impact now and again but it still worked for each of these storytime monsters. I actually found myself wanting to see more of them than the actual human characters but I don't know if that says something about me or not.



Horrors will always have a special place in my heart and more so if they are something that I haven't seen before. I don't know if this is some kind of Death Note 'esque' storyline as I have not seen it and it did feel along the lines of an extended 'Goosebumps' or 'Are you Afraid of the Dark?' episode and that was kind of a good thing. The movie won't get great marks and that includes from me but it was exactly what it said on the tin, although the stories weren't incredibly scary.